My Poor Aby is Sick

Last night my poor aby woke up crying in the middle of the night, poor aby was burning up and I had to take his temperature. But aby would not stop crying and I could not get a proper reading of his temp with the ear thermometer… that’s when I had to open his adult diaper and resort to getting the anal thermometer my mother used to use on me as a aby. That’s right I took his temp the old fashioned way and it’s a good thing I did because poor aby had a fever and I was able to cool him down with baby aspirin and sooth him in a cool bath. I guess some things are best done the old fashioned way.