December 16, 2009

Cry Baby

Your such a cry baby…Nanny told you to make sure that you behave this year…so Santa will make his trip to your house…but you did not listen and took that chance on being bad….well Nanny does see all and will make sure that Santa does not visit bad little ones this year…all you will get this year is a lump of coal and this paci to stick in that mouth of yours…since Nanny does not want to listen to all that crying on Christmas day since she warned you…but that […]
December 13, 2009

No No Santa

When I was a teenager, my Mama took my little cousin to see Santa at the local store. I didn’t want to go, I was too old to see Santa and if any of my friends were to see me in line I would never live it down. My Mama made me go, and I stood there, holding my cousin’s hand. I don’t think she wanted to be there either, but my Auntie had asked my Mama to take her so off we went. As both her and I stood […]
December 13, 2009

One BIG Duck

Would you look a this thing for christ sake??? Dear Lord, it’s HUGE! If I saw this thing coming my way I would run, duck or not, this is a 10 on the ‘wtf is that’ scale. I mean seriously, what is the purpose? Is there a Giant Baby Fetish that I don’t know about? One where the Baby is a Giant the Mommy is only 2 inches high or something? What do you think this is for? Certainly couldn’t fit into a tub. Stacie 1-888-430-2010
December 13, 2009

Santa's Helpers

Now you didn’t really think that Santa delivers all those toys every year with no pay back of any kind, Did ya? Well if you did I hate to be the one to burst that bubble, but Santa requires Mommies to be his little helpers. Oh yes, Santa has his desires too and us Mommies know how to please him! We have a great deal of influence when it comes to your Christmas morning. So now what you ask? Well…….. You better watch Out, You better not Pout, You better […]
December 13, 2009

Christmas Time Fun!

Do you like to color? Mommy Sara still loves to color, I find it very relaxing. So Mommy has a chore for all her little ones this week. Mommy wants all her little ones to visit this site and print out a page and sit and color it! You can pick up some crayons at the dollar store, take a picture of the picture you color and email it to Mommy. For anyone who does this Mommy will reward you with a treat! Now hop to it babies be the […]
December 12, 2009

I am so….

I am so disappointed in your behavior over the last few days…you are such a naughty little boy…you will never learn will you…that lying to Nanny is not the way to go…..being truthful and accepting the consequences of your actions is much better than Nanny finding out about what you did after the fact….well you know what I do to naughty little boys don’t you….I am so disappointed in you….especially since I have Santa’s direct line and tell him daily who is on the good and naughty list…you just must […]
December 10, 2009

other babies

I get all mushy when I talk to sweet abies here. When I see an adult baby being cute and cuddly that makes my heart melt also. Other babies can do it too, mostly baby animals. This little furry baby called me the other night and said he wanted Mommy to care for him as a baby polar bear. This is the sort of image I had in my head as we talked. He had a soft voice, but I pictured him as a tiny white furbaby. Could you picture […]
December 6, 2009

Rub-a-Dub-Dub

I love it when its time to get one of my ABies into the tub! I always make sure there are oodles of bubbles to play in. And let’s see – there’s a rubber ducky, wind up fishies to swim about, and of course a sponge mitt. And as a special treat, I have soap crayons so my little one can color a pretty picture on the side of the tub for me. I love to get them squeaky clean then wrap them up in a warm, fluffy towel, powder […]
December 6, 2009

You Saw Mommy What?

Yes, I know some of the babies were scared to death awakening to such a sight, others became very jealous and had to be given a spanking, NyQuil and sent back to bed, while the sissy boys were dressed up as a little toy doll and made to give Santa a blow job in exchange for their Christmas toys. All awhile Daddy snored up a storm drunk from the laced eggnog Mommy gave him earlier that evening. Want your toys this year youngins? Then I suggest babies stay in their […]
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