December 11, 2010

He’s Making a List, Checking Twice…

Ok, so this brings a whole new spin on the jolly ol’ elf thing!  But I thought it was both cute and a bit unsettling, which I like, so naturally I wanted to share. (Isn’t that we’re taught to do anyway – to share?  Take note Santa 😉 ).  Hmmm, I can think of a few things to do with the end of that AK-47, hehe.  Shhhh!   Don’t tell Santa, lest I end up on his naughty list! Mommy Gina 1*888*430*2010
December 11, 2010

Oh no

Oh no….I am sitting her writing my letter to Santa and I have not been such a good girl this year…what do I need to do to make sure that I am on the good list…I don’t just want a lump of coal this year from Santa…I do want all the wonderful toys that I have asked for…daddy can you help me be a good girl…so I can get all my toys from Santa….I know daddy will make sure his little girl will be good so she can get all […]
December 10, 2010

want mommy

I understand that sometimes you just want Mommy. You’re feeling sleepy and only Mommy can help you get to sleep. After a bath Mommy will give you a long drying off and put you in diapers with baby powder. It’s easier to sleep after Mommy has cared for you. There is no point in fussing you know you need your diapers. If we have to wear our diapers like a little baby then that’s just what we’ll do. It’s ok. Mommy Scarlet
December 5, 2010

Santa's Little Helper

Did you send Santa a letter this year telling him what a good little girl or boy that you have been? Have you went through all the catalogs and found all the great new things that you would love to have this year under your tree? If you said yes to either of my questions I have some great news to tell you that will make it easy for you to get what you want, but you have to promise not to tell anyone and keep it our little secret. […]
December 4, 2010

Dreamland

This has got to be my all time favorite lullaby!  If you get a chance, you should really check it out! (here’s the link to it on YouTube – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcfVNKrxmZ0&feature=fvw ) Dreamland (by Mary Chapin Carpenter) Sun goes down and says goodnight Pull your covers up real tight By your bed we’ll leave a light To guide you off to dreamland   Your pillows soft your bed is warm Your eyes are tired when day is done One more kiss and you’ll be gone On your way to dreamland   […]
December 4, 2010

Spirit

Time is a ticking..so are in the Christmas spirit this year…it seemed to come so quickly this year that I have struggled with what to get all the little ones this year….but that is not a surprise since so many of them have still not been oh so good….but the clock is ticking so you better repent your bad behavior and start acting like that good little one that we know that you can be…or else the lump of coal will be the perfect gift….Rachel.
December 3, 2010

wet panties

Don’t cry honey, it’s just wet panties. We can get those right off and clean you up and then get your diapers out. Oh honey, listen it’s ok. Babies are bound to have accidents and that’s why Mommy still has your diapers anyway. So that if your panties got tinkled in your diapers were not too far away. It’s ok, Mommy understands. Give me a hug and dry those tears up. Mommy Shirley
December 1, 2010

Humiliation

Oh doesn’t he look cute with his Hello Kitty gear? * snicker * I think that he does. I think he looks soooooo cute that all of you should see him. One of my callers wanted me to see him and this is what he sent me along with a note asking to be shown on a blog. I dig the ear muffs, I may have to have him get me some the next time he is out shopping. Next time though, no pants dress or skirt baby sissy. Mommy […]
November 27, 2010

Naughty Ones Get Spankings

Can you imagine Old Navy at midnight the day after Thanksgiving? I can and there were so many little ones there it was crazy. Babies and adults screaming and carrying on like it was the end of the world or something, I just wanted to take them over my knee and spank them until their little bottom was bright red, and really give them something to freak out about. Have you been a good little one, or do you need punished like I wanted to do to them? Do you […]
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