A diaperboy called me after he had been drinking pretty heavily. It was a few nights ago, and he was feeling like being made up. So I tried to walk him through making himself up very pretty. We got most of his makeup done before he was done with beauty. Then Mommy got to take advantage of a super drunk diaperboy, who wanted to do humiliating things for me. I cannot tell you how funny these calls can be. Especially when they send pictures. Thank you for the fun […]