November 17, 2010

diapered lovers

Maybe my last husband should have been in diapers. Sometimes I just think if I had been firm with him about my fetish and how much it meant to me then maybe we would have had a happy female led relationship. I don’t mean completely female domination, but for him to have been lovingly guided. Well then I also think of what type of person he was and know that would have never worked out either. The next man that’s in my life long term though, he’ll be a diapered […]
November 15, 2010

There's a New Cook In the Cafeteria

Good morning, staff and students. We have a brand new cook. And that’s why our lunch menu will have a brand new look. To make a good impression, our cook’s prepared a treat: your choice of snapping turtle soup or deep-fried monkey meat. If you’re a vegetarian, we have good news today: she’s serving pickled cauliflower and jellyfish soufflé. And for dessert our cook has made a recipe from France: I’m sure you’ll all want seconds— of chocolate-covered ants. I hope you like this gourmet feast. I hope you won’t […]
November 10, 2010

Oh Turkey Day, Oh Turkey Day!

Good Afternoon little ones, it’s me your favorite babysitter in the whole wide world *giggles* It’s almost that time of year again! Time for turkey, mashed potatoes nasty yams and lots of pumpkin pie, and after you have eaten it’s time to put you in your nightclothes and that’s where I come in, while mommy and daddy are out at other parties I am here babysitting and ready to change you and give you lots of love. Tell you parents to book me early so you don’t miss out on […]
November 7, 2010

Sick AB

It is that time of year where we have to be careful of those stubburn colds and winter flus. So if you are feeling bad and need a Mommy to care for you, Mommy Lauren is here ready to nurse you right back to health! Mommy Lauren 1 888 430 2010
November 6, 2010

Story time

What is your favorite story to have mommy read to you before nap time or bedtime…I have many shelves for you to choose from…so don’t worry if you can’t find one…mommy will take you upto the nursery and have you choose a nice little book to be read…then you can climb up on mommies lap and read with her…don’t worry even if there are big words mommy will help you..oh mommy is so proud of her little one…he can read…Rachel…be good little boy now.
November 3, 2010

diapers on the run

I felt so bad for one of the babies I chatted with the other day. He had bought some Attends on a business trip and spent some time in diapers. He only really gets to enjoy it and be diapered about one weekend every couple of months. Well he got called to a meeting and had to leave the trip early. On the way to the hotel to pack and leave he realized, he had to trash his diapers. He’d only gotten to wear 3 pair of them. Poor boy, […]
October 31, 2010

Tis the Season to get Scared!!

Love horror movies, even the cheesy ones. There is something very appealing in turning on a good horror flick, feeling your heart race, palms sweat, and blood curdling screams. Once the movie is over, you are more tuned into every little sound, every little creek, you try and tell yourself it is just the house settling. But is it? You madly go through the house, whipping on the lights in every room, certain that you heard something or someone. Yet again, you dismiss it after not discovering anything in your […]
October 27, 2010

Timing

  Timing is everything in this world…so if you need a mommy to help you figure out what this may mean…I am here…since timing is everything and who wants to miss that opportunity to have that great experience of being taken care of by such a great and caring mommy…to teach all of her little ones how to behave and to be respectful of others is the main objective…so don’t worry mommy will teach you all about timing and how to make sure that you get rewarded for that good […]
October 27, 2010

Time Warp

One of my favorite costumes I wore for Halloween was the couple of years that I went as Columbia from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. It’s one of my favorite bad movies and seems to always be on this time of year (yay). I won’t be getting to go see it in the theater this year for Halloween but I was looking at some Halloween music CD.’s the other day and one had The Time Warp on it. It just brought back some fond memories. This year I got talked […]
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