May 6, 2010

You’ll thank me when your older

Are you a problem child? Do you need discipline and a good back hand? I specialize in troublemakers, and I know how to break their will and leave them in tears with diapers around their ankles and a very red ass. The only way to raise a child is with tough love and a heavy hand or a paddle or a belt or a hairbrush or a spatula or a…… Mommy Stella 1 888 430-2010
May 5, 2010

Summer Abies

Don’t you just love adult babies in water? Now that it’s warm enough to go swimming its time to get a new bathing suit for aby. I love to take aby to the beach and play in the sun, making sand castles and splashing in the water. The long summer days makes aby very tired and makes it very easy for mommy to put aby to bed.
May 5, 2010

pretty toes

You have been admiring Mommy’s toes huh? Do you like to look at how shiny they look after a fresh pedicure? Well Mommy will take you to get a pedicure done with her too. We can sit side by side and have our tootsies pampered and pedicured. I will let you pick any color , you can even match Mommy’s toes. Do you want to show off your new polish in sandals and bare-feet sissy boy? Mommy Shirley
May 2, 2010

Happy Mother’s Day

Next Sunday is Mother’s Day, so don’t forget to show that special mommy in your life how very much you love and appreciate her! Flowers, a card, breakfast in bed, taking her out for dinner are all good ways to show her this. But don’t forget to give her a great big hug and kiss as well!! And to all those special mommies and nannies and grannies and sitters over at Phone-a-Mommy – HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!! Gina 1*888*430*2010
May 2, 2010

Be on the Look Out!

Smurfs Gone Wild! Be on the Look out for blue little creatures that go by the name of Smurfs. Don’t let the cute little name fool you these little creatures are armed, dangerous and WANTED in the alleged allegations of sneaking into windows at night, bounding up their victims and forcing many obscene sexual acts. Once again, they are dangerous, into BDSM and are believed to be stalking their next victim. Last report has these little blue creatures in the proximity of our very own Moderator Delilah’s house at 1:00am […]
May 2, 2010

Meet the new Pixie Hollow – Slate

Okay, Peter Pan Fans and Longtime Fairy admires, Disney now has a new male fairy (Ain’t it about time!) Here to represent the little Bell in you all! Although Disney has issues calling the new male pixie a Fairy Boy nad pefers the term Sparrow Man, Mizz. Rebecca has no problem with it at all. In fact, I pefer Fairy Boy over both Slate and Sparrow Man. So my little pixies, grab your wings and your tights and give me a call so that I can christan you properly with […]
April 30, 2010

May is coming

  The weather is getting warm and it is time to go out and enjoy it. We’re about to start the month of May. Can you believe it is here already? It’s time for Mother’s Day and Memorial Day, what a busy month it will be. I’m glad for the nice weather. I hope it doesn’t get too hot for plastic panties for you. Mommy will make the most of it though. Mommy Scarlet
April 28, 2010

Sweet little ones….

Oh where are all my sweet little ones at…..are you out running the streets….causing trouble….well mommy and daddy might have to give nanny a call and make sure that I stop over to ensure that you stay out of trouble…oh so you have been a naughty little one…..well nanny will come over and make sure that you stay out of trouble and that your kept clean….I won’t forget my diaper bag and all my little goodies for my little one to try on and explore with…..Rachel 1-888-430-2010
April 27, 2010

I Like Being A Woman

I like being a Woman. Why? I can cry. I can hug. I can talk to friends I can be soft. I can be strong. I can wear my heart on my sleeve. I can smell pretty. I can sweat. I can take joy in the feel of cashmere. I can romp around in jeans. I can cook. I can not feel like cooking. I can get teary eyed over a movie. I can defend what is right. I can help others. I can offer a hand to a child. […]
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