February 20, 2011

Boot-Leg Milk

Have you heard about this? Apparently there is a high demand for breast milk.  Not only that, but because of the testing and processing done to the milk, the price for mother’s milk through legitimate channels seems to be quite high.  This has led to an underground network of “boot-leg” milk, as it were. ~ So I’m reading about this and so many visions are going through my head.  Back street meetings taking place in trench coats and hats pulled down low; the swapping of unmarked envelopes and coolers wrapped […]
February 17, 2011

Breastfeeding Fetish

Mommy Lauren loves to cuddle you my little ABDL. I know you are hungry sweetpea, so let mommy open up her blouse and breastfeed my little one. You get so excited, dont you? Awww, that is so cute. Mommy loves how excited you get at the sight of her full breast. Thats it now just latch on sweetpea, Mommy will let you suckle to your hearts content and till you feel all tingly down in that diaper *laughs* I know you going to full that diaper now arent you sweetpea? […]
January 21, 2011

American Idol

Usually I do not watch this show, because frankly the audition embarrass me, that’s right they embarrass ME! lol. I watched the first show the first year and had to turn it off, I just couldn’t take it. It’s a new season and I decided that I would give it another shot at watching it. There are some people out there with some amazing voices, and then…there are those who embarrass me over the air waves lol. But you have to give it to them, they are passionate, and enjoy […]
January 18, 2011

Smiles

What makes you smile so big and wide is it when granny takes you into her arms and holds you ever so tightly against her. Maybe its when she checks that diaper and makes a funny face looking down at you saying oh my i smell something down there.Or just maybe its when she changes that stinky diaper and give you a fresh bottle of milk and tucks a nice fuzzy warm blanket around you and rocks you to sleep sounds good to me. i enjoy teasing my little ones […]
January 6, 2011

Back to Business!

With the holidays past up now and a New Year ahead it is time to get back to business. Of course what that means for me is dirty diapers by the dozen, hungry babies that need breastfed, and many overdue spankings! Mommy Lauren is ready for her task ahead and eager to make sure that my adult babies are too! Your Nursery Awaits! Lauren 1 888 430 2010
January 1, 2011

Auld Lang Syne

Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And auld lang syne! Chorus.-For auld lang syne, my dear, For auld lang syne. We’ll take a cup o’ kindness yet, For auld lang syne. Did you know? Although the song is traditionally sung at the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve, in Scotland, where it originates, it is sung on January 25th aka Burns Night, in recognition and celebration of the author and famous poet Robert Burns. ‘Auld Lang Syne’ literally translates from […]
December 20, 2010

Bells Across the Snow

First pupil: Christmas, merry Christmas! Is it really come again? With its memories and greetings, With its joys and with its pain There’s a minor in the carol, And a shadow in the light, And a spray of cypress twining With the holly wreath tonight. And the hush is never broken By laughter, light and low, As we listen in the starlight To the “bells across the snow.” Second pupil: Christmas, merry Christmas! ‘Tis not so very long Since other voices blended With the carol and the song! If we […]
December 1, 2010

Humiliation

Oh doesn’t he look cute with his Hello Kitty gear? * snicker * I think that he does. I think he looks soooooo cute that all of you should see him. One of my callers wanted me to see him and this is what he sent me along with a note asking to be shown on a blog. I dig the ear muffs, I may have to have him get me some the next time he is out shopping. Next time though, no pants dress or skirt baby sissy. Mommy […]
November 24, 2010

Happy Thanksgiving

With Thanksgiving coming up I am getting ready to cook, and cook a lot. I enjoy it so it’s one time of the year that I cook recipes from my family members and try new things too. This year I am trying a new Peanut Butter Pie recipe so wish me luck with it. I hope that each of you has a wonderful Thanksgiving and a safe one too. If you’re lucky enough to have someone cooking up a storm enjoy it and if you’re the chef then have fun […]
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