October 26, 2009

I Think

The reason Halloween is my favorite Holiday is because everyone is free to participate and because we are free to be whom ever we so choose. I wish you all a Happy Halloween with lots of treats! But don’t forget to let your mommy check you candy! Mommy Sara 1 888 430 2010
October 25, 2009

Halloween Poem

IT’S HALLOWEEN It’s Halloween! It’s Halloween! The moon is full and bright And we shall see what can’t be seen On any other night. Skeletons and ghosts and ghouls, Grinning goblins fighting duels, Werewolves rising from their tombs, Witches on their magic brooms. In masks and gowns we haunt the street And knock on doors for trick or treat. Tonight we are the king and queen, For tonight it’s Halloween! Have a fantastic time this upcoming weekend, and please stay safe, and don’t take candy from strangers, unless that candy […]
October 22, 2009

A Hauntingly Good Tale!

Gather round my phone a mommy friend’s, I have a tale to tell. About a journey we shall make, if you are so compelled. Listen up and follow me, deep into the woods, now don’t be frightened my friend, my pal, for Mommy Sara will be your guide. Just hold my hand, tightly now, keeping close at Mommies side. Quickly, let us follow the trail up around the bend, past the brook, down the hill to where the gravel ends. Slowly, the next jaunt will be steep, Shhhhhhh…… danger is […]
October 17, 2009

Diaper Genie

I have found that the diaper genie rarely grants wishes, this poor guy has yet to figure this out! Perhaps he should just learn to take the diaper pale out each time it becomes full, spray some Lysol and be done with it. I thought the picture was cute regardless and wanted to share, but rest a sure my little ones, Mommy always takes empties the diaper pale and cleans thoroughly, I never rely on Genies to do the work. Mommy Sara 1 8888 430 2010
October 15, 2009

Who would you be?

What’s your all time favorite oldie? I would say mine is Gilligan’s Island. If I were to be any character on that show I would think I would be Maryann. I think they would all look sooo cute in a nappy! Mostly, Maryann and Gilligan. Who do you think better represents you? The professor? Gilligan? the Millionaire? Or maybe you were more of a Brady Bunch fan? Who would you have been Greg? Peter? Or Bobbie? I would love to play Carol Brady and have fun with my three boys! […]
October 14, 2009

They finally came

Oh I was so happy today when the UPS man pulled in the driveway…had to restock since I have used all my other diapers to diaper my little ones…they look oh so cute…I am sure they will fit you perfectly…so if you need a new diaper let me know…maybe we can spend some quality time getting to know each other and then making sure that all my little ones are diapered before bedtime….I have the nursery ready for all my little ones…..
October 11, 2009

So I’m spanking this little brat for getting into trouble AGAIN and between all his crying he manages to get out: “you’re mean, Mommy Lexus!” haha, did you think that was going to hurt my feelings? oh dear. No, sweetheart, I know I’m a bitch, but that’s what you need to relax. Until you learn to behave, I’m not getting any nicer. Call it negative reinforcement. If you want a sweet Mommy, behave. Simple as that. Ask the good abies around here. When you behave, I can be sweet like […]
October 11, 2009

Rise and Shine

Peek-a-boo! I see your head popping out of the covers. Time to rise and shine, and greet the day! Now let’s get breakfast in that tummy of yours, a clean diaper on that tushie, and put you in a fresh onsie. Isn’t that better? Now we’re ready to get on with the important business of the day – playing! Mommy Gina 1-888-430-2010
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