June 19, 2010

Sore Hiney Blues

This is the official song of the slow pokes of the world. It’s called the Sore Hiney Blues: When the road is feeling rocky And you know you’ve paid your dues When your knees are feeling knocky You’ve got the Sore Hiney Blues The Sore Hiney Blues Mamma, The Sore Hiney Blues Baby You know you’ve got the Sore Hiney Blues The SAGS, they got pretzels And Watermelons too, But when my hineys hurting They say, WE CAN’T HELP YOU! The Sore Hiney Blues Mamma, The Sore Hiney Blues Baby […]
June 18, 2010

Happy Daddy Day

I couldn’t find who wrote this poem, but it’s awfully sweet and I think it is true. A little girl needs Daddy For many, many things: Like holding her high off the ground Where the sunlight sings!  Like being the deep music That tells her all is right When she awakens frantic with The terrors of the night.  Like being the great mountain That rises in her heart And shows her how she might get home When all else falls apart.  Like giving her the love That is her sea […]
June 11, 2010

a diaper and a movie

There are so many new movies coming out to see this summer. From Marmaduke to Toy Story 3, The Karate Kid and even Ramona and Beezus. It just might be time to rethink dinner and a movie and make it diaper and a movie. That would be a more accurate description of a movie trip with Mommy. That way you don’t miss one moment of the movie that you can’t pause or rewind to catch back up on. Plus you won’t have to deal with public bathrooms, and that is […]
June 2, 2010

Diaper Pins and Toys

I don’t remember seeing this kind of My Little Pony when I was growing up. I had many of them though. So now I am looking all over for the diaper pin pony or ponies. I was just telling an aby the other night how I loved playing with these Pony toys as a girl. I grew out of it fast though and they got passed on to some other little girl. If you happen to see one of these on Ebay or somewhere please e-mail me ( phoneamommylexus (@) […]
May 21, 2010

witchy Mommy

You’re in trouble now. There was no way for you to know, but I come from a long line of witches. Yep, the wicked kind of witch. We don’t have green faces and crooked noses at all do we? A lot of the other stuff is true though. We can cast spells on people to make them do what we want. You have around thirty minutes before that tea kicks in and you’ll begin to shrink and turn into a tiny helpless aby. When that happens you’ll want your witchy […]
May 16, 2010

A New Twist

Mother May I, you ask all day, Mother May I, none stop you say, Mother May I, do this and that, Mother May I, play with the cat, Mother May I, rings in my ear, Mother May I, as morning nears, Mother May I, I hear in my head, Mother May I, I’ve come to dread, Mother May I, I hear in my sleep, Mother May I, just repeats an repeats, Mother May I, again you say, Mother May I, each and everyday, Mother May I, you loudly scream, Mother […]
May 13, 2010

Little ones enjoy…

Mommy was reading her little one a nice bedtime story the other night and oh wow did baby make a mess in their diaper….oh but that is ok I exclaimed….mommy is here and can make it all better for her little one….such a good little one to sit there and allow mommy to get them all cleaned up….oh no don’t play…mommy does not want to clean up another mess….hehehe…Rachel
May 8, 2010

Super Moms Everywhere

We all know what tomorrow is, don’t we? Hope all you little ones have something special planned for your mommies, ‘cause I wouldn’t want to be you if you don’t! All year she takes care of you and nurtures you and anticipates your every need and want. All without a thank you or a single acknowledgment of her tireless efforts day in and day out! (Are all of you feeling guilty yet? Hehe) So here’s to all you super moms everywhere! Keep the cape in the closet today and take […]
May 2, 2010

Be on the Look Out!

Smurfs Gone Wild! Be on the Look out for blue little creatures that go by the name of Smurfs. Don’t let the cute little name fool you these little creatures are armed, dangerous and WANTED in the alleged allegations of sneaking into windows at night, bounding up their victims and forcing many obscene sexual acts. Once again, they are dangerous, into BDSM and are believed to be stalking their next victim. Last report has these little blue creatures in the proximity of our very own Moderator Delilah’s house at 1:00am […]
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