November 17, 2010

Mommy is here

Oh no did baby have a bad day…is he so sad that he needs to have a big hug from mommy…cuddling up next to her to feel oh so safe…knowing that whenever mommy is close by that she makes all your troubles go bye bye…yeah baby deserves mommies attention…and baby will be taken care of while in mommies house…oh so mommy will be ready for all your little ones….Rachel
November 15, 2010

There's a New Cook In the Cafeteria

Good morning, staff and students. We have a brand new cook. And that’s why our lunch menu will have a brand new look. To make a good impression, our cook’s prepared a treat: your choice of snapping turtle soup or deep-fried monkey meat. If you’re a vegetarian, we have good news today: she’s serving pickled cauliflower and jellyfish soufflé. And for dessert our cook has made a recipe from France: I’m sure you’ll all want seconds— of chocolate-covered ants. I hope you like this gourmet feast. I hope you won’t […]
November 13, 2010

Turkey Day Greeting!

Just wanted to wish my x-rated more mature audience a happy upcoming Turkey Day! I am very excited about cooking and decorating. So just for Shits & Giggles, thought I would share the Many fun things will be on my menu ………….. To Drink: Screaming Orgasm Cum shots Sweet Mothers Milk Appetizer: Mini Wieners Beer Battered Nipples Peanut filled Bottoms Main Course: 10lb Apple and Pecan Stuffed Baby Freshly carved Thighs and Breast Mashed potatoes with my Special White Sauce Sweet and Sour Balls Green bean casserole baked in Succulent […]
November 10, 2010

Good Boy

Mommy loves when her little ones are good little boys and girls…that way we don’t have to get the paddle out and make sure that you know what the consequences are…there are only a few rules that mommy’s little ones have to follow and do you remember them…well mommy will remind you once but after that you better remember of else…the paddles will come out and you will then remember with each spanking the rules…Josie.
November 7, 2010

Sick AB

It is that time of year where we have to be careful of those stubburn colds and winter flus. So if you are feeling bad and need a Mommy to care for you, Mommy Lauren is here ready to nurse you right back to health! Mommy Lauren 1 888 430 2010
November 6, 2010

Don't knock it to ya try it!

And if ya havent tried it – What are you waiting for! Recently, in a recent article in Playboy, was a list of things men Must Try and listed was PhoneSex! Yup, you heard it right. It makes sense actually, I mean really, I cannot think of any reason why you wouldnt want to try it. Even if I wasnt a phone girl, I admit, it is something I would want to atleast try. Kinda like food ya know, ya got be open to try everything atleast once. So cum […]
October 27, 2010

Timing

  Timing is everything in this world…so if you need a mommy to help you figure out what this may mean…I am here…since timing is everything and who wants to miss that opportunity to have that great experience of being taken care of by such a great and caring mommy…to teach all of her little ones how to behave and to be respectful of others is the main objective…so don’t worry mommy will teach you all about timing and how to make sure that you get rewarded for that good […]
October 27, 2010

Time Warp

One of my favorite costumes I wore for Halloween was the couple of years that I went as Columbia from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. It’s one of my favorite bad movies and seems to always be on this time of year (yay). I won’t be getting to go see it in the theater this year for Halloween but I was looking at some Halloween music CD.’s the other day and one had The Time Warp on it. It just brought back some fond memories. This year I got talked […]
October 24, 2010

Would You?

If you had the opportunity to be in a commercial for diapers would you? I know some of you have this fantasy as I have spoken to you on the phone and we have played out this exact thing. But the question is, if you were to be able to do this in real life would you? I wouldn’t. lol Being broadcast all over the place, and everyone seeing me in a diaper? I can’t even bring myself to show someone who is close to me and knows about my […]
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