June 22, 2010

The Fieldmouse

Where the acorn tumbles down, Where the ash tree sheds its berry, With your fur so soft and brown, With your eye so round and merry, Scarcely moving the long grass, Fieldmouse, I can see you pass. Little thing, in what dark den, Lie you all the winter sleeping? Till warm weather comes again, Then once more I see you peeping Round about the tall tree roots, Nibbling at their fallen fruits. Fieldmouse, fieldmouse, do not go, Where the farmer stacks his treasure, Find the nut that falls below, Eat […]
June 20, 2010

OH MUH GAWD!

Look, look, LOOK! This lovely piece of sweet goodness is called a Banoffee Pie! MUST….MAKE…..PIE! This thing almost makes me weep with pure want. It’s a mixture of Dulce de Leche and Banana Cream. Good GOD! I know what I am making tomorrow, and you know what? I think you should make it too, so we can all put on 20 lbs. together, as a team, we will be fat, happy and full! Here is the recipe for you: Crust * 1 cup(s) graham cracker cookie crumbles * 1/2 cup(s) […]
June 19, 2010

I always knew that Kermit wasnt so innocent and not into little miss piggy *giggles* My little brother likes me to play with his stuffed animals, I place them into sexual positions and do little skits. He sits and laughs so hard that his diaper gets all soaky. hehehe Mandy 1 888 430 2010
June 19, 2010

Potty or Torture Chair?

Ok, I have to admit it; I have a fascination with interesting and unusual antiques, items, and old pieces. So it’s no surprise that this old potty chair caught my eye. The fact that there are  straps really peak my interests. Such diabolical torture that must have been taken place in this chair – makes me all a giggle, hehehehe! I’m thinking a triple dose of castor oil and then strap them down for the day! Perhaps even a strategical placement in the public eye!   Mommy Maggy 1*888*430*2010
June 19, 2010

Sore Hiney Blues

This is the official song of the slow pokes of the world. It’s called the Sore Hiney Blues: When the road is feeling rocky And you know you’ve paid your dues When your knees are feeling knocky You’ve got the Sore Hiney Blues The Sore Hiney Blues Mamma, The Sore Hiney Blues Baby You know you’ve got the Sore Hiney Blues The SAGS, they got pretzels And Watermelons too, But when my hineys hurting They say, WE CAN’T HELP YOU! The Sore Hiney Blues Mamma, The Sore Hiney Blues Baby […]
June 16, 2010

Heat Wave

Mommy was searching all day wandering what she can put baby in and make sure that they don’t get overheated……so I call the other mommies and asked if they wanted to meet at the mall and do some baby shopping….wow did we have fun…having all our little ones in their strollers with all their beautiful mommies…wow we were a sight to see…but we have to keep our babies from overheating during this heat wave we are having…stay cool and dry…Josie
June 12, 2010

Nanny Needs….

So your wandering what is going to be next…well I would love to have my feet rubbed…or better yet have all my little ones rub my back…so what culd it be that Nanny needs next…mmmm….maybe a new paddle since the last one was broken due to all those bad little ones that mommy had to spank….or a new rocking chair so she can rock you gently to sleep….with her little ones nestled up against her chest listening to her heart beat…oh how sweet no think about Nanny and have sweet […]
June 11, 2010

Tree Envy

So what can I say about this – I mean seriously (between all my giggles and snickers). If this doesn’t give you little ones penile envy and a severe inferiority complex, I don’t know what will, LOL! I know, you keep pulling your diaper out so you can look down at that itty bitty thing in there, then look back up at this picture – then back down and back at the tree. And THAT, my little darling, is the difference between a grown-up peepee and that teeny tiny little […]
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