December 27, 2009

Happy New Year

So how was everyone’s Christmas? Hope Santa treated you well and gave you everything you asked for! Did he leave you a new paci in your stocking? Or maybe a new box of diapers under the tree? In either case, I hope everyone has a Happy and safe New Year, and remember, if you choose to fill your bottle with a little holiday cheer, make sure that mommy is the one doing the driving – we want to see you back here safe and sound for the new year!! Mommy […]
December 27, 2009

Stay Warm

You all need to dress warm when you go out side. Make sure you wear your hat, gloves, scarf, and good heavy coat. Being cold is one of the most uncomfortable feelings in the world. This past week we had one heck of a snow storm here in Texas. It was terrible. I had to go outside and shovel snow, something I really hate doing. As I was shoveling, I couldn’t help but think of you all and hope that you were all bundled up as warm as possible when […]
December 27, 2009

What Did You Get

Was Santa good to you this year? Did you get anything good? I know some of my callers got some good stuff. Some received brand new Rhumba’s some received diapers, and toys. Some toys were naughty! For shame! lol Do you want to know what I got? Normal stuff. No diapers, no naughty toys, I am jealous of some of you lol. Stacie 1-888-430-2010
December 20, 2009

Which List are You On?

Well, looks like christmas is just about on top of us.  Now which list do you think you’re on? Will you be on the nice list? Or have you found yourself on the naughty list this year? Have you been nice to all the other ABies? Eaten all your veggies? Done what your mommy has said? Or have you been less then sweet and cooperative? Well, I’m sure you’ll be getting everything you deserve this Christmas, which ever list you end up on *wink*. In any case, have a wonderful […]
December 20, 2009

A Very Special Poem

I was strolling home from work just after midnight Christmas Eve Watching snowflakes softly decorate the houses and the trees, I had worked a double shift and I was tired from head to toe But I chose to walk back home instead of driving in the snow. As I hummed a Christmas song I had a picture in my head Of my children dreaming joyous dreams all bundled in their beds, And I thought of my dear wife who would be waiting up for me With a plate of Christmas […]
December 16, 2009

Cry Baby

Your such a cry baby…Nanny told you to make sure that you behave this year…so Santa will make his trip to your house…but you did not listen and took that chance on being bad….well Nanny does see all and will make sure that Santa does not visit bad little ones this year…all you will get this year is a lump of coal and this paci to stick in that mouth of yours…since Nanny does not want to listen to all that crying on Christmas day since she warned you…but that […]
December 13, 2009

One BIG Duck

Would you look a this thing for christ sake??? Dear Lord, it’s HUGE! If I saw this thing coming my way I would run, duck or not, this is a 10 on the ‘wtf is that’ scale. I mean seriously, what is the purpose? Is there a Giant Baby Fetish that I don’t know about? One where the Baby is a Giant the Mommy is only 2 inches high or something? What do you think this is for? Certainly couldn’t fit into a tub. Stacie 1-888-430-2010
December 12, 2009

I am so….

I am so disappointed in your behavior over the last few days…you are such a naughty little boy…you will never learn will you…that lying to Nanny is not the way to go…..being truthful and accepting the consequences of your actions is much better than Nanny finding out about what you did after the fact….well you know what I do to naughty little boys don’t you….I am so disappointed in you….especially since I have Santa’s direct line and tell him daily who is on the good and naughty list…you just must […]
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