You walk into a barber shop, there are two barbers. One of the barbers has messy hair and the other has very well cut hair, who do you chose? You have 2 coins that equal 30cents. One of the coins is not a nickel…what are the coins? (yes they’re american money) A guy walks into a bar and says “Ouch”. There are these two guys walking down the street, one with a lab and the other with a chihuahua. The first guy says to the other guy “lets go grab a drink” the second guy says “they wont let us bring our dogs in the bar”. The first guy says “Follow my lead”. The first guy walks in first while the other waits by the door. The bartender says “hey! you can’t have that dog in here!” The guy says “It’s my seeing eye dog”, the bartender lets him through. The second guy walks in and the bartender says the same thing “Hey! You can’t have a dog in here!” The second guy replys the same way “It’s my seeing eye dog” the bartender says “You expect me to believe they gave you a chihuahua as a seeing eye dog?!”. The guy replys with “They gave me a chihuahua??!!” Well, those are all the jokes I’ve got for now. I’ll give you the answers to the riddles later 😉 *Mandy* 1888-430-2010 http://www.phoneamommy.com