May 2, 2010

Happy Mother’s Day

Next Sunday is Mother’s Day, so don’t forget to show that special mommy in your life how very much you love and appreciate her! Flowers, a card, breakfast in bed, taking her out for dinner are all good ways to show her this. But don’t forget to give her a great big hug and kiss as well!! And to all those special mommies and nannies and grannies and sitters over at Phone-a-Mommy – HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!! Gina 1*888*430*2010
May 2, 2010

Be on the Look Out!

Smurfs Gone Wild! Be on the Look out for blue little creatures that go by the name of Smurfs. Don’t let the cute little name fool you these little creatures are armed, dangerous and WANTED in the alleged allegations of sneaking into windows at night, bounding up their victims and forcing many obscene sexual acts. Once again, they are dangerous, into BDSM and are believed to be stalking their next victim. Last report has these little blue creatures in the proximity of our very own Moderator Delilah’s house at 1:00am this morning, that’s right, you heard that right, so if you see her you may want to warn her the little BDSM Blue Creatures are in her neighborhood! Mommy Sara 1 888 430 2010
May 2, 2010

Meet the new Pixie Hollow – Slate

Okay, Peter Pan Fans and Longtime Fairy admires, Disney now has a new male fairy (Ain’t it about time!) Here to represent the little Bell in you all! Although Disney has issues calling the new male pixie a Fairy Boy nad pefers the term Sparrow Man, Mizz. Rebecca has no problem with it at all. In fact, I pefer Fairy Boy over both Slate and Sparrow Man. So my little pixies, grab your wings and your tights and give me a call so that I can christan you properly with a little sprinkle of my magic dust! Mizz Rebecca 1 888 430 2010
May 2, 2010

Sissy Punishment

Sometimes I am not so nice. My sweet disposition and loving nature goes right out the window. It is replaced by something a lot more stern and demanding. Everyone makes mistakes, and will be forgiven for that mistake. That is the way it is supposed to be. However, keep repeating the same one over and over again, and do not learn by that mistake, then appropriate action can and will be taken. I am not above taking someone over my knee or making that person lean over a sofa or chair as I tan their lovely soft pink skin. As you see in the picture above. Liz 1-888-430-2010
April 25, 2010

What A Day

Ever have one of those days that you knew you had to get things done, but yet you just couldn’t? It was like everything was at a stand still? That is the sort of day I have had today. No matter how hard I tried to get done with everything that needed to be done I just couldn’t accomplish it. It was very frustrating to say the least. So here I am, complaining about it on my blog. *laughs* I hope you had a much better day then I did. Love, Mommy Sue 1-888-430-2010
April 24, 2010

The Perfect Tushie Cover

I saw this and I almost died! It is just adorable, isn’t it? I have a special little sissy of mine that this would be perfect for. Pair it up with a frilly little sissy dress and a seven layer petticoat, and we are good for a fun day at the park, wouldn’t you say? And when she jumps rope, her dress will come flying up, petticoats and all, and show everyone what a perfect little tushie cover she is wearing! Lovely, simply lovely! Mommy Maggie 1*888*430*2010
April 23, 2010

Fair Time!

Are you ready to come with Mommy for a trip to the county fair? We will ride the Carousel, the Choo Choo Train, the Dragon Wagon, the Spinning Apples, TeaCups, and Watering Whales. We can feed all the animals, watch the clowns, dance to the band and eat till our tummies hurt! Corn dogs, Sausage sandwiches, fries, cotton candy, and funnel cakes. Mommy will bring along lots of diapers cause your bound to have some messy ones! We will play till we drop and party till you poop! Now hurry and let Mommy take you for a treat, don’t wait too long the fair only stays around for a few weeks! Mommy Lauren 1 888 430 2010
April 18, 2010

Girlie Girl Words

I love foo foo girlie things. I also love to scrap book, I just started doing this, and I have the buried dinning room table to prove it. I ran across these today and I am certainly going to purchase them. They will go into my scrapbook nicely. Do you have any favorite words that someone would be considered girlie? Liz 1-888-430-2010
April 18, 2010

On Top of Spaghetti…

Ok, this was one of my favorites when I was a kid – tell me if you remember it: On top of spaghetti all covered with cheese. I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed. It rolled off the table, it rolled on the floor, And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door. It rolled in the garden and under a bush, And then my poor meatball was nothing but mush. The mush was as tasty as tasty could be, And early next summer it grew to a tree. The tree was all covered with beautiful moss. It grew great big meatballs and tomato sauce. So if you eat spaghetti all covered with cheese, Hold on to your meatball and don’t ever sneeze. Mommy Gina 1*888*430*2010
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