December 6, 2009

You Saw Mommy What?

Yes, I know some of the babies were scared to death awakening to such a sight, others became very jealous and had to be given a spanking, NyQuil and sent back to bed, while the sissy boys were dressed up as a little toy doll and made to give Santa a blow job in exchange for their Christmas toys. All awhile Daddy snored up a storm drunk from the laced eggnog Mommy gave him earlier that evening. Want your toys this year youngins? Then I suggest babies stay in their […]
December 3, 2009

Next Up!

Well, another Thanksgivings has come to pass and Next Up is Christmas. Not much time left to prepare. I myself have my tree up, house is decorated for the most part, shopping is close to complete and fun activities are underway. Some of my favorite things to do during the winter season is enjoying the outdoors, carriage rides down town, taking long drives to look at the lights, bundling up and taking late night stroll under the moon in the fresh crisp air of the night, and relaxing at a […]
December 2, 2009

Pink is your color

Pink is your color…little ones in pink just look oh so cute and special…you do look oh so cute dressed up…with the holdiays approaching and the need to have photos of you around….I love to dress you up and show you off…with these nice new pink rubber pants you will remain nice and dry…but look as cute as a button for me….I could not resist purchasing a few pairs to have them on hand for when you come to visit next time….I will have your private stash all ready and […]
November 29, 2009

From the Mouth of Babes!

A little boy was overheard praying: ‘Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a real good time like I am.’ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3 The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. ‘If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, ‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.’ Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, ‘ […]
November 22, 2009

Thanksgiving Feasting

When the Halloween pumpkins are gone, And the leaves have all fallen to ground, When the air has turned windy and cold, Then Thanksgiving will soon be around. Thoughts of loved ones all feasting together, Pleasant pictures from past times appear To dwell in each heart and each mind– Then Thanksgiving is finally here! The kitchen has scrumptious aromas, The dining room looks oh, so fine, Decorations with pilgrims and turkeys, And now we are ready to dine! First the napkins are placed on our laps; Now the prayer for […]
November 22, 2009

Parade, YAY!

One of my favorite, FAVORITE things at Thanksgiving besides the food is the Macy’s Parade! My dad and used to watch it together while my mom cooked. It would just be him and I, and I loved that time together. There were not a lot opportunity to spend any alone time together, but this one day of the year, him and I for a few hours would sit and be together and watch it. It was awesome! I miss my dad, and I loved him very much. So this Thanksgiving […]
November 22, 2009

Sissy gets spanked…again

What’s that Baby J? You wet your pretty panties again? Why didn’t you tell mommy you had to go potty? Now look at thos pretty panties mommy picked out for you all soaked. What am I going to do with you? Go get  mommy the paddle. If I have to go get the paddle you are really going to get it… Mommy gives spanks Mommy Josie **ask for Mommy Josie’s “turkey special” to get a special rate of 1.79/min now through Nov. 30.
November 19, 2009

Snow Angel

I opened up my e-mail today and found this picture. Can’t say that I have ever seen a snow angel quite like this.  Don’t you think someone could use at least a diaper though? Mommy could take him in and get him warmed up and then powdered and into a thick cloth diaper. Our snow angel would be much happier then I would guess. It’s nothing a little bottle of warm milk and diapers couldn’t fix. My vote is for them to keep the halo and wings though. Scarlet
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