August 1, 2010

Summer Storms

It’s getting time for those fierce thunder storms to come our way, if you haven’t got them already! I am pretty amazed that people here on the beach seem to stay in the ocean when the lightening is striking. C’est la vie. I know babies can be scared of the lightening and the thunder. It is best to have your diaper on, because if you’re like me I can be a scaredy-pants and wet real easily! I will gladly take care of any baby that is scared of the storms; […]
August 1, 2010

Carnival

Yesterday I was speaking to my sister on the phone and she told me that her and her family were going to a carnival that night. I have to say I became somewhat jealous. I miss going to them. Especially eating the cotton candy and caramel apples. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. We used to go to them during the summer when I was a kid. It was a big deal to us, and we looked forward to it every year. My parents didn’t have a lot of money, and we hardly went on […]
August 1, 2010

Slumber Party!

Make sure you stop by and visit with me and my friends for the Slumber Party! Special Rates for calls during the Party hours! It is a great time to get to know us all better and partake in our little community! Bring your sleeping bags, pillows, come diapered or in a pretty dress, jammies, babies grab your bottles and favorite stuffed toy! And let us Party Down! Mommy Lauren 1 888 430 2010
August 1, 2010

Hello Kitty Dress

OMYGOODNESS!  Would you look at this wedding dress? It’s beautiful.   Look at the sweet little Hello Kitty on the bust.  Awwww.  This reminds me of winter, like a snow princess.  Doesn’t it you?  Would you wear this?  I so would, to like a costume party or something during the holiday season.  Would you wear this?  I bet you would! *giggles* Jenna 1-888-430-2010
July 31, 2010

My Kinda Crib

Ok, so here’s another gem of an antique. No big crib that locks for my little ones – ohh noooooo!! Hehe. Just enough room to lie down and keep still. I dare say, they did know how to punish little ones back in the day. No squirming allowed here; heck, no squirming here is possible. Can you imagine, laying in here, unable to move, just wetting over and over again, not being able to avoid the rash and bed sores from forming, at the mercy of your keeper. Ya know, […]
July 31, 2010

Not A Good Idea

Enemas can be fun, enemas can be painful, and enemas can be the most erotic thing in the world. But enemas can also damage. There are some types of enemas that a novice should never partake in. One such type of enema is an alcohol enema. Now some people love to take them, because they get you wasted, and wasted fast. So unless you have experience, or a ‘spotter’ lol don’t take them. You could actually wind up in the hospital from alcohol poisoning, or worse, you could actually die. […]
July 25, 2010

Jump on in

Doesnt this look inviting! Oh I want to see this sight every morning from my bedroom. I know how hot everyone is this summer and how uncomfy those diapers can be during this heat. So I say we all need to take a good skinny dip! Perhaps we can all raid Suzies house and have that pool party we always talk of! When I get hot there is nothing else i invision but a diamond sparkling water in a large pool ready for me to dive right in! Mommy Sara […]
July 25, 2010

Taking Care Of Your Skin

A lot of the sissies I speak to ask me about skin care. I give them some tips but I thought I would put something more in depth here. So here you go, a few basic things that you should do to keep your skin healthy and beautiful: 1. Protect yourself from the sun The most important way to take care of your skin is to protect it from the sun. A lifetime of sun exposure can cause wrinkles, freckles, age spots and rough, dry skin. Sun exposure can also […]
July 25, 2010

Games

I have been babysitting this weekend, and one of the things we are going to do tomorrow before they leave is play some board games. I haven’t played board games for years! Because there is a reason they are called ‘bored’ games. HA! Anyway, I will be playing Candy Land, Sorry, and some other sort of game, not sure which yet because they haven’t made up their minds yet. So tomorrow when you are going back to work for the dreaded first day of the week. Think of me, pulling […]
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