May 23, 2010

My Brothers Manhood

Okay so my brother has a very tiny penis. He tries and stuffs his underwear when my girlfriends come over. But I can be quit cruel and call him out on this. So the other day when my BFF came over (he has the biggest crush on her) I noticed how incredibly large he was looking *giggles* So I decided it was time to play a game. I whispered to him that Ashley was a diaper lover, he got so excited I think he wet himself and that she really […]
May 23, 2010

Don't Ever Ask A Centipede

Don't ever ask a centipede to play a game of soccer. Remember, he has 50 pairs of sneakers in his locker. He dribbles 50 soccer balls with 50 pairs of shoes, and kicks them all concurrently. He doesn't often lose. He's such a fierce competitor that, if you ever meet, at first you'll see his hundred legs and then you'll see defeat. *giggles* Isn't that a cute poem? Jenna 1-888-430-2010
May 22, 2010

Who Are You?

Many of us walk around every day never really realizing who we truly are. There are so many pressures on us to become or be something that we are not. If you are heavy in weight you should be skinny. If you are to skinny then you should gain a few pounds. If you are poor you should be rich. If you are rich then you should be richer. It’s never ending. There is nothing wrong with striving to be better at something, but if you never actually find your […]
May 22, 2010

Finger Painting

I was looking around for finger paints, and look what I came across!  Isn’t it fabulous?  The art work is so intricate and life like, you almost forget that there is just a hand under all that paint and not gloves of some sort.  Can you imagine how long something like that takes to complete?  This beats a hand puppet any day of the week!  All I know is if it were me, I would have plastic gloves on to keep them unspoiled, and not wash my hands for a […]
May 22, 2010

When Hairballs Go Bad

This photo made me laugh. I mean would you be scared of that? Really? It looks like something you pull out of your drain. Just get some Brawny and swipe it up, give it a good shot of clorox cleaner as well. I can see maybe if you were a germaphobe or something along those lines. But come on, would you lay on the floor and scream and be afraid? Okay talking and walking hairballs are not the most common thing, and one might be startled at first, but to […]
May 21, 2010

Babies Nursery

Mommy loves to shop and redoing the nursery is always so much fun. My little one loves when Mommy redecorates and goes on shopping sprees. The hardest part is settling on only one new style *giggles* that’s why I shop every year keeping the nursery fresh and new and fun! Fresh new paint, some wall decorations and new linens. Mommy cant wait to breastfeed her little one in abies newly decorated nursery! Mommy Lauren 1 888 430 2010
May 19, 2010

Chubby Cheeks

I love me some chubby cheeks, they are so CUTE! I just want to pinch them, or kiss them, I guess more pinch them, they are so pinchable! PINCH PINCH PINCH! Oh I could hurt someone couldn’t I? lol I mean come on, you know lil chubby cheeks are adorable, you have seen those with them and thought awwwwww. I know you have! Sometimes on the phone someone will get really shy and tell me they are chubby. That always makes me smile because to me it doesn’t really matter. […]
May 16, 2010

Lil’ Kitchen Helper

So, I’m preparing to make some Portuguese sweet bread, and I was thinking wouldn’t it be great if I had a little kitchen helper here with me. We could have matching aprons, and you could help me gather all the ingredients and bring them to the table. Once all the ingredients have been mixed, you can help me kneed the dough until it is just right. You would look so cute with flour smudged across your face and on your nose! Then once it has risen, and is ready to […]
May 16, 2010

A New Twist

Mother May I, you ask all day, Mother May I, none stop you say, Mother May I, do this and that, Mother May I, play with the cat, Mother May I, rings in my ear, Mother May I, as morning nears, Mother May I, I hear in my head, Mother May I, I’ve come to dread, Mother May I, I hear in my sleep, Mother May I, just repeats an repeats, Mother May I, again you say, Mother May I, each and everyday, Mother May I, you loudly scream, Mother […]
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