July 3, 2010

Benjamin Franklin

Since it is the weekend where we celebrate the founding of our Nation. I thought it would be a good idea to put some quotes up from one of our more famous Founding Fathers. I am speaking about Benjamin Franklin, not a good looking man by the way. None of them were come to think of it if portraits are correct. So, anyway here are a few of the good ones: Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. Any society that would give up a little […]
July 2, 2010

smooth sissy

One part of feminizing you is removal of boy type hair. The summer months mean short skirts,dresses, swim suits, tank tops etc. . So that means you need to be smooth and presentable in anything your Mommy may want to dress you in. Are you ready for Mommy to take you to the beauty shop to have you waxed bare? I don’t care if we wax or shave , but the point is you will look smooth and nice for me. Little baby girls should be hairless anyway so I […]
June 28, 2010

Summertime

I so love the summer time, getting outside and doing all those fun things you always enjoyed as a kid and I always take advantage of sunny days to do it all over again, swim, ride bikes, roller skate, play basketball / shoot baskets, run through the sprinkler, jump rope, blow bubbles, make art on the front walkway with sidewalk chalk, play catch, play Frisbee, build a fort in the backyard, chase butterflies or fireflies, run relay races, egg toss, feed the birds or squirrels. play in the sandbox, play […]
June 27, 2010

A few Ways to Stay Cool this Summer.

1. Dress lightly, wear lightly wetted t-shirts, wear light colored clothing as it reflects the heat or go naked 2. Use a cool wash cloth and wear it on the back of your neck 3. Play in the sprinkler then cool off in the shade 4. Eat lots of Ice Pops 5. Drink plenty of fluids (preferably low in sugar or water) and don’t drink it ice cold unless you want a brain freeze 6. Eat cool foods, like lots of watermelon or eat chicken salad in a melon 7. […]
June 26, 2010

A Lesson in Beauty

One of my favorite things to do when teaching little sissies and girls the wonders of being feminine is to take them to the beauty salon for a pedi and mani. There’s something about getting the nails done in a pretty cotton candy or perhaps a harlot red that makes one feels so girlie. They also get to benefit from all the beauty tips and lessons that the technicians can pass along to them – from make-up tips to skin care to hair styling ideas. Of course that is after […]
June 23, 2010

To My Grandmother

All the things you used to do Cooking dinner on Sunday Making homemade stew Sitting for hours Telling us tales Of how poor Jonah Was swallowed by the whale Working in your garden Pulling all the weeds Wiping sweat from your brow And gently planting seeds You are a special Grandma One that we adore You taught us right from wrong And so very much more. Grandma I remember When you would sing a song You would encourage Us all to sing along And you would sit and rock And […]
June 23, 2010

Need To Get Back To Happy

I’m in a terrible mood today and I really need to shake it off, but I don’t know how, or even if I want to. Sometimes being in a foul mood feels good. I know that’s contradictory but it’s true. There is something comforting about misery, and as the saying goes misery loves company. Now I just need to find a bunch of people who feel the way I do and hang out with them. It will be heaven. The problem is if you allow yourself to wallow too long […]
June 20, 2010

A gift for Fathers Day

I would love to give a special gift to all those Daddy’s out there. Cum, wrap up the day with a treat only a mommy can give. Once the house becomes quiet, after all the guest have left, cum finsih the evening with me, your personal MILF. Mommy is wating to please you in everyway. Mommy Lauren, 1 888 430 2010
June 20, 2010

OH MUH GAWD!

Look, look, LOOK! This lovely piece of sweet goodness is called a Banoffee Pie! MUST….MAKE…..PIE! This thing almost makes me weep with pure want. It’s a mixture of Dulce de Leche and Banana Cream. Good GOD! I know what I am making tomorrow, and you know what? I think you should make it too, so we can all put on 20 lbs. together, as a team, we will be fat, happy and full! Here is the recipe for you: Crust * 1 cup(s) graham cracker cookie crumbles * 1/2 cup(s) […]
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