January 16, 2011

Happiness

I do my best every day to be in a happy dappy mood.  And when I think about things, and all that I have (which isn’t much) I find myself very lucky compaired to some.  I have a roof over my head, food, health, good friends and I get to tease the hecky out of most of you on the phone *giggle*.  Granted, sometimes life gets hard, but all in all, my life is wonderful.  I may not be rich, or have the fanciest clothing, or eat gourmet food, or […]
January 16, 2011

SciFi Fantasy

One of the most fascinating things about phone sex is that of the imagination. Going beyond the norms of reality and branching out into the unknown and sometimes the forbidden. Most people who know me know my interest with Aliens, UFOs and the supernatural. Often times such interest can splendidly intertwine into hot fucking sex! Imagine an alien species that come and take us over, horrid terrifying creatures that have an insatiable sexual drive. The creature corners me, towers over me, his foul breath searing down my neck as he […]
January 16, 2011

The Package

It was mid-morning when my doorbell rings. It was the fed-ex delivery guy; he had a package for you, my dear sweet neighbor and boyfriend to my best friend Becky. But no one is there, and he doesn’t feel comfortable leaving it on the doorstep. He asks if I wouldn’t mind holding it for you until you get home. ~ Being the helpful neighbor that I am, naturally I told the fed-ex guy that I would be more then happy to accept the package for you. But when I got […]
January 15, 2011

Seahawk Babies

It’s that time of year, when the Super Bowl is almost upon us. Although I am not as much of a sports fanatic like some people I know. I do enjoy football, especially when my home team has made it this far in the bid to go to the Super Bowl. Last weekend I went to a friends house for the Seahawks game and she had her little one all decked out in Seahawks gear. I thought it was so cute, she even had a baby sized helmet. lol. I […]
January 15, 2011

Diaper Humiliation!

So you have made a big poopy in your diaper and need a diaper change? No time like the present, Mommies girlfriends are over and would love to help tehehe, no time to waste we must change you ASAP. Not wanting to? Are you being obstinent? Bad Diaperboy! Desperate times calls for desperate measures! I guess this will be a forced diaper change! Now, dont be so shy little ABDL, I promise their giggling with you not at you *laughs hysterically* Awww, are you feeling a little flushed? I know, […]
January 8, 2011

Have a Coke and a Smile

Ok, so when I saw this, like a thousand different images and scenarios and ideas came swarming into my mind (after the involuntary shudder passed through my body, of course).  Admit it; it did for you as well.  And every Coke catch phrase and advertisement did as well – Can’t Beat the Feeling; Can’t Beat the Real Thing; It’s the Real Thing; The Official Soft Drink of the Summer; Always Coca-Cola; and of course, Have a Coke and a Smile.  Unless of course it is a Mountain Dew bottle – […]
January 6, 2011

Back to Business!

With the holidays past up now and a New Year ahead it is time to get back to business. Of course what that means for me is dirty diapers by the dozen, hungry babies that need breastfed, and many overdue spankings! Mommy Lauren is ready for her task ahead and eager to make sure that my adult babies are too! Your Nursery Awaits! Lauren 1 888 430 2010
January 1, 2011

Auld Lang Syne

Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And auld lang syne! Chorus.-For auld lang syne, my dear, For auld lang syne. We’ll take a cup o’ kindness yet, For auld lang syne. Did you know? Although the song is traditionally sung at the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve, in Scotland, where it originates, it is sung on January 25th aka Burns Night, in recognition and celebration of the author and famous poet Robert Burns. ‘Auld Lang Syne’ literally translates from […]
December 31, 2010

Happy New Year

Wow! Where has the time gone?  I can’t believe we are about to venture into a new decade!  Just remember to be safe while bringing in not only the New Year, but the new decade as well.  Don’t be over indulging in that special “juice” in that bottle of yours, and leave the driving to mommy and daddy!  And just think, you don’t have to worry about lines to the bathroom either – you already have your “bathroom” securely fastened on, hehehe! Have a safe and Happy New Year!! Mommy […]
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