October 25, 2009

Halloween Poem

IT’S HALLOWEEN It’s Halloween! It’s Halloween! The moon is full and bright And we shall see what can’t be seen On any other night. Skeletons and ghosts and ghouls, Grinning goblins fighting duels, Werewolves rising from their tombs, Witches on their magic brooms. In masks and gowns we haunt the street And knock on doors for trick or treat. Tonight we are the king and queen, For tonight it’s Halloween! Have a fantastic time this upcoming weekend, and please stay safe, and don’t take candy from strangers, unless that candy […]
October 25, 2009

Happy Halloween!

I hope everyone has plans to go out on Halloween, I will be waiting at my door with lots of candy for the Trick or Treaters. I enjoy looking at the costumes, espeically all the princesses and fairies. Tinkerbell is hot this year so I’m thinking I will see a lot of tinks at my door. What will you be doing? How will you dress up this year? Be safe and don’t eat too much candy! Liz 1-888-430-2010
October 22, 2009

A Hauntingly Good Tale!

Gather round my phone a mommy friend’s, I have a tale to tell. About a journey we shall make, if you are so compelled. Listen up and follow me, deep into the woods, now don’t be frightened my friend, my pal, for Mommy Sara will be your guide. Just hold my hand, tightly now, keeping close at Mommies side. Quickly, let us follow the trail up around the bend, past the brook, down the hill to where the gravel ends. Slowly, the next jaunt will be steep, Shhhhhhh…… danger is […]
October 18, 2009

Holiday Cookies

Don’t these cookies look delicious?  And fun to make too :).  Would you like to be mommy’s little helper and help make some cookies?  You can add the milk while I add the flour.  Then I’ll roll out the dough and you can stamp out all the pumpkins!  And after they cool a bit, we can decorate them together.  Now wouldn’t that be a fun way to spend the afternoon? Mommy Gina 1-888-430-2010
October 15, 2009

Who would you be?

What’s your all time favorite oldie? I would say mine is Gilligan’s Island. If I were to be any character on that show I would think I would be Maryann. I think they would all look sooo cute in a nappy! Mostly, Maryann and Gilligan. Who do you think better represents you? The professor? Gilligan? the Millionaire? Or maybe you were more of a Brady Bunch fan? Who would you have been Greg? Peter? Or Bobbie? I would love to play Carol Brady and have fun with my three boys! […]
October 11, 2009

So I’m spanking this little brat for getting into trouble AGAIN and between all his crying he manages to get out: “you’re mean, Mommy Lexus!” haha, did you think that was going to hurt my feelings? oh dear. No, sweetheart, I know I’m a bitch, but that’s what you need to relax. Until you learn to behave, I’m not getting any nicer. Call it negative reinforcement. If you want a sweet Mommy, behave. Simple as that. Ask the good abies around here. When you behave, I can be sweet like […]
October 11, 2009

Rise and Shine

Peek-a-boo! I see your head popping out of the covers. Time to rise and shine, and greet the day! Now let’s get breakfast in that tummy of yours, a clean diaper on that tushie, and put you in a fresh onsie. Isn’t that better? Now we’re ready to get on with the important business of the day – playing! Mommy Gina 1-888-430-2010
October 11, 2009

Meet Mrs. Pee and Mr. Poo

They are here to say hello to you, they are part of our everyday lives, they fill your diaper, with a big surprise. they play a very important role, they keep us healthy, and they most certainly never complain, but don’t every you worries, Cause Mommies love to change! Now just look at them, aren’t they sweet, like Mr and Mrs Clause, They bring us such a treat. Because bonding is what they bring, between Mommies and her babes, They work so hard to be on time, yet again they […]
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