January 16, 2011

Happiness

I do my best every day to be in a happy dappy mood.  And when I think about things, and all that I have (which isn’t much) I find myself very lucky compaired to some.  I have a roof over my head, food, health, good friends and I get to tease the hecky out of most of you on the phone *giggle*.  Granted, sometimes life gets hard, but all in all, my life is wonderful.  I may not be rich, or have the fanciest clothing, or eat gourmet food, or […]
January 16, 2011

SciFi Fantasy

One of the most fascinating things about phone sex is that of the imagination. Going beyond the norms of reality and branching out into the unknown and sometimes the forbidden. Most people who know me know my interest with Aliens, UFOs and the supernatural. Often times such interest can splendidly intertwine into hot fucking sex! Imagine an alien species that come and take us over, horrid terrifying creatures that have an insatiable sexual drive. The creature corners me, towers over me, his foul breath searing down my neck as he […]
January 15, 2011

Seahawk Babies

It’s that time of year, when the Super Bowl is almost upon us. Although I am not as much of a sports fanatic like some people I know. I do enjoy football, especially when my home team has made it this far in the bid to go to the Super Bowl. Last weekend I went to a friends house for the Seahawks game and she had her little one all decked out in Seahawks gear. I thought it was so cute, she even had a baby sized helmet. lol. I […]
January 8, 2011

Have a Coke and a Smile

Ok, so when I saw this, like a thousand different images and scenarios and ideas came swarming into my mind (after the involuntary shudder passed through my body, of course).  Admit it; it did for you as well.  And every Coke catch phrase and advertisement did as well – Can’t Beat the Feeling; Can’t Beat the Real Thing; It’s the Real Thing; The Official Soft Drink of the Summer; Always Coca-Cola; and of course, Have a Coke and a Smile.  Unless of course it is a Mountain Dew bottle – […]
January 1, 2011

Auld Lang Syne

Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And auld lang syne! Chorus.-For auld lang syne, my dear, For auld lang syne. We’ll take a cup o’ kindness yet, For auld lang syne. Did you know? Although the song is traditionally sung at the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve, in Scotland, where it originates, it is sung on January 25th aka Burns Night, in recognition and celebration of the author and famous poet Robert Burns. ‘Auld Lang Syne’ literally translates from […]
December 31, 2010

Happy New Year

Wow! Where has the time gone?  I can’t believe we are about to venture into a new decade!  Just remember to be safe while bringing in not only the New Year, but the new decade as well.  Don’t be over indulging in that special “juice” in that bottle of yours, and leave the driving to mommy and daddy!  And just think, you don’t have to worry about lines to the bathroom either – you already have your “bathroom” securely fastened on, hehehe! Have a safe and Happy New Year!! Mommy […]
December 29, 2010

My Wish for You!

“Another fresh new year is here . . . Another year to live! To banish worry, doubt, and fear, To love and laugh and give! This bright new year is given me To live each day with zest . . . To daily grow and try to be My highest and my best! I have the opportunity Once more to right some wrongs, To pray for peace, to plant a tree, And sing more joyful songs!” William Arthur Ward (American dedicated scholar, author, editor, pastor and teacher) Happy New Year! […]
December 23, 2010

Christmas Birds

Awwwww!!! Aren’t they just the cutest thing! Quite the fashion statement these penguins are making! I think they are just trying to get in Santa’s good graces hoping that he will bring them a couple of really big pails of fish, hehehe. Think it’ll work? I personally think they have earned a crate full of fish, LOL! Well anyways, I hope everyone has a Happy Christmas and can stay warm like our two little friends here! P.s. what’s black and white and red all over? Sorry, I couldn’t resist 😛 […]
December 20, 2010

Christmas Dont Be Late!

ABDL Sing~a~Long! Get Ready…..Clear your Throat….. Fix the Diaper Wedgie….. Make sure the roomate has left the building…..Sit in front of the Tree…….Bounce from side to side……K all set? GO! Christmas, Christmas time is near Time for toys and time for cheer We’ve been good, but we can’t last Hurry Christmas, hurry fast Want a plane that loops the loop Me, I want a hula hoop We can hardly stand the wait Please Christmas, don’t be late. Okay fellas get ready That was very good, Simon. -Naturally. Very good Theodore. […]
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