March 20, 2010

Wet Diaper Contest

I was thinking, they have wet T-shirt contests, why not a wet diaper contest? All diapers could be weighed before they are put on. Then contestants are given two hours to get their diaper as wet as they are able (in ‘baby’ fashion only). At the end of the time limit, they would then parade, in pageant form, showing off how wet their diaper is and how far it sags down. And of course they would then be changed in front of everyone (so everyone could see that was no […]
March 13, 2010

Smut

Came across this and it gave me a tickle, so I thought I’d share – enjoy! SMUT! by Tom Lehrer Give me smut and nothing but! A dirty novel I can’t shut, If it’s uncut, and unsubt- le. I’ve never quibbled If it was ribald, I would devour where others merely nibbled. As the judge remarked the day that he acquitted my Aunt Hortense, “To be smut It must be ut- Terly without redeeming social importance.” Por- Nographic pictures I adore. Indecent magazines galore, I like them more If they’re […]
March 7, 2010

Little Boy Blue

I found this version of the nursery rhyme; I thought it was cute, so I thought I would share it with all of you – Little boy blue come blow your horn. The sheep’s in the meadow the cow’s in the corn! And where is the boy who looks after the sheep? SHE’s under a haystack diapered neat! ____________ Little boy pink come make a wish The stars in the sky send you their kiss As you dream of a world so happy and free Warm in thick diapers being […]
March 7, 2010

Hide –n- Seek

Mommy loves to play games with her little babies, after my little one’s face turns all shades of red pooping and filling that diaper he looks to Mommy and gets this crazy idea that it is suddenly time for a game. A game of hide -n- seek no less. He takes off running away from me and I chase after him, Oh what fun we have together. And when Mommy catches baby he will get kisses and a sweet diaper change. Mommy Sara 1 888 430 2010
February 28, 2010

Let is Snow, let it snow…

Don’t ya just love the snow? Covering everything in a soft, white blanket, making everything seem so calm and peaceful? Yeah, yeah, I know – SHUT UP YOU! By now I figure there are quite a few of you that are just sick and tired of that dreaded white stuff and all that comes with it – the back breaking shoveling, the endless cancellations, the icy roads. Ready for the summer to hurry up and get here yet? I bet a lot of you are, huh? You say that now, […]
February 14, 2010

A Special Valentine’s

I found the perfect Valentine’s gift for that certain little sissy! Aren’t they adorable? Nothing says “I Love You” like pink panties, and now they will say it is seven different languages – one for each day of the week! Now my little sissy will always have a fresh pair of pink undies and will not have any excuse as to why they can’t wear a pair of pink frillies! I can’t wait to see them on you *wink*! Mommy Gina 1*888*430*2010
January 31, 2010

Pretty in Pink

I found the cutest little set for that special little sissy!  Isn’t it adorable? And all I pink, too (naturally)! I think this will be a great gift to give for Valentine’s Day, don’t you?  You could show all your other little friends what a cute Valentine’s set you got!  Aww, you would be the prettiest sissy in the nursery! Mommy Gina 1*888*430*2010
January 24, 2010

Best Friend

I think every little one should have a special teddy bear to snuggle up to.  To take everywhere they go.   To keep you company when you are lonely.  Someone to whisper all your secrets to.  To chase away the monsters that lurk under your bed and hide in your closet.  Someone that will always let you go first.  Let you have the last cookie. Someone that will always love you and be your best friend. Can I be your teddy bear? Mommy Gina 1*888*430*2010
January 10, 2010

Snuggles

Awww, come here sweetie! Sometimes you just need to be snuggled and hugged. And there’s nothing like having you mommy’s arms wrapped around you, keeping you safe, making you feel wanted and loved; adoring you with sweet kisses; rocking you gently back and forth; keeping the world outside at bay (at least for a little while). Mommy knows just what baby needs! Let me make it all better! Mommy Gina 1-888-430-2010
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