July 11, 2010

Think About It

This quote is worth remembering, and anytime a friend of mine is to give birth for the first time I tell them this quote. As Mother’s (no I have no children of my own, but if I did I would keep this quote in mind) you have to be very mindful of what you say to your children and the manner in which you say it. A very harsh word can do more damage then a quick swat on the rear end. My Mom taught me that you never speak […]
July 10, 2010

Swaddled

Now this gave me such a tickle when I saw it! Poor little kitty! But then I was thinking, what a wonderful way of keeping an especially naughty little one under wraps, so to speak, hehe. Keeping them wrapped up snuggly and firmly so they can not squirm or misbehave or, heaven forbid, try and touch their little weewee in their diaper (like they try to do so very often, tsk tsk). So after an afternoon, or even a full day and night of being bound and denied of any […]
July 4, 2010

Only In California

One great thing about living where I live is running into people like this: One thing is for certain, you have to be very sure of yourself to go out in public with something like this on.  From this angle it makes you wonder where he has the American Flag attached. *giggle*  Especially with a g-string on.  He has it rigged onto the small of the g-string.  Where did you think he had it? SILLY! *giggles* Jenna 1-888-430-2010
July 3, 2010

Happy Fourth!

Can you believe it? It’s the fourth already! Hope everyone is having a great time – picnics, barbeques, sprinklers and pools, and of course fireworks (I personally look forward to the water balloon fights)! But remember to be safe and take it easy on the “adult” drinks (or as one Abie says, adult apple juice, hehe). Happy Fourth of July!! Mommy Maggie 1*888*430*2010
July 3, 2010

Benjamin Franklin

Since it is the weekend where we celebrate the founding of our Nation. I thought it would be a good idea to put some quotes up from one of our more famous Founding Fathers. I am speaking about Benjamin Franklin, not a good looking man by the way. None of them were come to think of it if portraits are correct. So, anyway here are a few of the good ones: Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. Any society that would give up a little […]
June 26, 2010

A Lesson in Beauty

One of my favorite things to do when teaching little sissies and girls the wonders of being feminine is to take them to the beauty salon for a pedi and mani. There’s something about getting the nails done in a pretty cotton candy or perhaps a harlot red that makes one feels so girlie. They also get to benefit from all the beauty tips and lessons that the technicians can pass along to them – from make-up tips to skin care to hair styling ideas. Of course that is after […]
June 20, 2010

The Night Sky

One of my favorite things to do is to go out into our yard at night, lay on my back and look at the night sky. In the quiet calm of the dark with just the stars shinning above me I can relax and day dream. The sky is so vast and beautiful, and it makes me feel so small sometimes, but it also comforts me when I’m stressed. For the last few days I have been feeling just that way, stressed. So last night I went out into the […]
June 19, 2010

Potty or Torture Chair?

Ok, I have to admit it; I have a fascination with interesting and unusual antiques, items, and old pieces. So it’s no surprise that this old potty chair caught my eye. The fact that there are  straps really peak my interests. Such diabolical torture that must have been taken place in this chair – makes me all a giggle, hehehehe! I’m thinking a triple dose of castor oil and then strap them down for the day! Perhaps even a strategical placement in the public eye!   Mommy Maggy 1*888*430*2010
June 19, 2010

Sore Hiney Blues

This is the official song of the slow pokes of the world. It’s called the Sore Hiney Blues: When the road is feeling rocky And you know you’ve paid your dues When your knees are feeling knocky You’ve got the Sore Hiney Blues The Sore Hiney Blues Mamma, The Sore Hiney Blues Baby You know you’ve got the Sore Hiney Blues The SAGS, they got pretzels And Watermelons too, But when my hineys hurting They say, WE CAN’T HELP YOU! The Sore Hiney Blues Mamma, The Sore Hiney Blues Baby […]
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