June 30, 2010

mommy locks you up

Every time Mommy catches you playing with your diaper I wonder something. It makes me wonder if you could benefit from me making touching your wee wee off limits. It seems to be taking up a lot of your time lately. So I ordered you this chastity belt. Little ones should not be playing with themselves so much. Now this way it’s up to Mommy when you do it. What is that? You don’t want your girlfriend to know? It was partly her decision, what do you think about that? […]
June 26, 2010

A Lesson in Beauty

One of my favorite things to do when teaching little sissies and girls the wonders of being feminine is to take them to the beauty salon for a pedi and mani. There’s something about getting the nails done in a pretty cotton candy or perhaps a harlot red that makes one feels so girlie. They also get to benefit from all the beauty tips and lessons that the technicians can pass along to them – from make-up tips to skin care to hair styling ideas. Of course that is after […]
June 20, 2010

The Night Sky

One of my favorite things to do is to go out into our yard at night, lay on my back and look at the night sky. In the quiet calm of the dark with just the stars shinning above me I can relax and day dream. The sky is so vast and beautiful, and it makes me feel so small sometimes, but it also comforts me when I’m stressed. For the last few days I have been feeling just that way, stressed. So last night I went out into the […]
June 19, 2010

Potty or Torture Chair?

Ok, I have to admit it; I have a fascination with interesting and unusual antiques, items, and old pieces. So it’s no surprise that this old potty chair caught my eye. The fact that there are  straps really peak my interests. Such diabolical torture that must have been taken place in this chair – makes me all a giggle, hehehehe! I’m thinking a triple dose of castor oil and then strap them down for the day! Perhaps even a strategical placement in the public eye!   Mommy Maggy 1*888*430*2010
June 18, 2010

Happy Daddy Day

I couldn’t find who wrote this poem, but it’s awfully sweet and I think it is true. A little girl needs Daddy For many, many things: Like holding her high off the ground Where the sunlight sings!  Like being the deep music That tells her all is right When she awakens frantic with The terrors of the night.  Like being the great mountain That rises in her heart And shows her how she might get home When all else falls apart.  Like giving her the love That is her sea […]
June 11, 2010

Tree Envy

So what can I say about this – I mean seriously (between all my giggles and snickers). If this doesn’t give you little ones penile envy and a severe inferiority complex, I don’t know what will, LOL! I know, you keep pulling your diaper out so you can look down at that itty bitty thing in there, then look back up at this picture – then back down and back at the tree. And THAT, my little darling, is the difference between a grown-up peepee and that teeny tiny little […]
May 30, 2010

Pillow Pets

Have you all seen the new Pillow Pets? I just think they are adorable. Perfect for our slumbers. I think they will work good with our pillow fights as well as making sure Mommy Sara has enough pillows LOL. Dont forget Tuesday night is the next Slumber Party! Mommie Becca 1 888 430 2010
May 29, 2010

Always a Mommy

My callers always ask me about my job here at www.phoneamommy.com. I tell them how much I love it. Then they ask if I ever get tired of doing Mommy Calls. My answer is always the same, no, no I do not. I have been working here for a long time now, and it’s a pure joy for me to do so. I get to play many roles, Mommy, Aunt, Nanny, Next Door Neighbor, Random Woman who seduces the caller and on and on it goes. Now I ask you, […]
May 22, 2010

Finger Painting

I was looking around for finger paints, and look what I came across!  Isn’t it fabulous?  The art work is so intricate and life like, you almost forget that there is just a hand under all that paint and not gloves of some sort.  Can you imagine how long something like that takes to complete?  This beats a hand puppet any day of the week!  All I know is if it were me, I would have plastic gloves on to keep them unspoiled, and not wash my hands for a […]
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