November 19, 2009

I’m Totally Nuts About You!

I’ts Janey here and because I am totally nuts about all of you, I have a very special treat through November, in honor of Thanksgiving. You can call your sweet lil’ mommy Janey for $1.79 a minute from the US and Canada! That’s right! I’m not only nuts about you, I am thankful for you and this is how I’m giving back to all my little ones! Can’t wait to talk! Love Janey 1-888-430-2010
November 19, 2009

Snow Angel

I opened up my e-mail today and found this picture. Can’t say that I have ever seen a snow angel quite like this.  Don’t you think someone could use at least a diaper though? Mommy could take him in and get him warmed up and then powdered and into a thick cloth diaper. Our snow angel would be much happier then I would guess. It’s nothing a little bottle of warm milk and diapers couldn’t fix. My vote is for them to keep the halo and wings though. Scarlet
November 15, 2009

Bed Wetter Gift

So what does one give to a bed wetter that has everything?  Diapers of course!  They may not like the idea of being put back into diapers, but let’s be practical, shall we?  After the embarrassment wears off a bit, they will be glad in the long run.  Just remind them that it happens to many people, and if they still give you a problem, then let them know that the next time you find a wet sheet, it will end up hanging outside their window for the whole world […]
November 14, 2009

Fall is Here!

This is truly my favorite time of year! I love the change in the weather, it sparks up my enthusiasm and I bubble over with energy from the briskness in the air. We get to bundle up in our finest fall attire, polished off with our stylishly swank accessories of scarves, boots, and gloves. Shopping for all those gifts and goodies then grabbing a bite out with a friend. Baking, drinking, and laughing while the holiday music plays in the background. Snuggling in front of the fireplace, drinking hot toddies […]
October 25, 2009

Something for the Holiday

I thought a little something from Lord Byron would be appropriate with Halloween around the corner – enjoy (hehe)!     But first, on earth as Vampire sent, Thy corpse shall from the tomb be rent: Then ghastly haunt thy native place, And suck the blood of all thy race; There from thy daughter, sister, wife, At midnight drain the stream of life; Yet loathe the banquet which perforce Must feed thy livid living corpse. Shall know the demon for their sire, At cursing thee, thou cursing them, Thy flowers […]
October 22, 2009

After Mommy’s panties

Mommy’s panties are so tempting to baby. I know you snag them when you are toddling around in your diaper and Mommy is busy. You think you are being sneaky but you are about to find out that I have known all of this time. Then you’ll find Mommy covering your face in her creamy panties and forcing you to sniff at her command. How red will your face be when Mommy confronts you I wonder. Mommy Scarlet
October 18, 2009

Holiday Cookies

Don’t these cookies look delicious?  And fun to make too :).  Would you like to be mommy’s little helper and help make some cookies?  You can add the milk while I add the flour.  Then I’ll roll out the dough and you can stamp out all the pumpkins!  And after they cool a bit, we can decorate them together.  Now wouldn’t that be a fun way to spend the afternoon? Mommy Gina 1-888-430-2010
October 18, 2009

Football

Sunday, a day to relax and watch people get their butts kicked. What more could you ask for? I enjoy a good game of Football, and please do not think that because I live in Texas that I like the Cowboys, because I don’t! I know that’s a major sin here, but bring on the angry mob. Anyone that could keep T.O., or even pick him up for goodness sake is a joke in my book. Maybe T.O. just needs to wear some Rhumba panties, a short belly shirt with […]
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