October 17, 2009

Diaper Genie

I have found that the diaper genie rarely grants wishes, this poor guy has yet to figure this out! Perhaps he should just learn to take the diaper pale out each time it becomes full, spray some Lysol and be done with it. I thought the picture was cute regardless and wanted to share, but rest a sure my little ones, Mommy always takes empties the diaper pale and cleans thoroughly, I never rely on Genies to do the work. Mommy Sara 1 8888 430 2010
October 15, 2009

Who would you be?

What’s your all time favorite oldie? I would say mine is Gilligan’s Island. If I were to be any character on that show I would think I would be Maryann. I think they would all look sooo cute in a nappy! Mostly, Maryann and Gilligan. Who do you think better represents you? The professor? Gilligan? the Millionaire? Or maybe you were more of a Brady Bunch fan? Who would you have been Greg? Peter? Or Bobbie? I would love to play Carol Brady and have fun with my three boys! […]
October 11, 2009

So I’m spanking this little brat for getting into trouble AGAIN and between all his crying he manages to get out: “you’re mean, Mommy Lexus!” haha, did you think that was going to hurt my feelings? oh dear. No, sweetheart, I know I’m a bitch, but that’s what you need to relax. Until you learn to behave, I’m not getting any nicer. Call it negative reinforcement. If you want a sweet Mommy, behave. Simple as that. Ask the good abies around here. When you behave, I can be sweet like […]
October 11, 2009

Rise and Shine

Peek-a-boo! I see your head popping out of the covers. Time to rise and shine, and greet the day! Now let’s get breakfast in that tummy of yours, a clean diaper on that tushie, and put you in a fresh onsie. Isn’t that better? Now we’re ready to get on with the important business of the day – playing! Mommy Gina 1-888-430-2010
October 4, 2009

Time-Out Chair

Look what I just got for all my naughty, naughty boys! A special chair just for you. And I have a special place for it – right in the corner. Won’t eat your veggies? Talking back to Mommy Gina? Were you being mean to the other little boys on the playground? Then in the chair you will go! But before you end up in the chair, Mommy Gina will have to paddle that little hinnie of yours. So next time you think about being bad, just remember that you will […]
September 27, 2009

Mommy Lexus has no choice but to put you in diapers!

Mommy is so disappointed in you right now! You wet your pants at the mall and now I have no other choice than to put a diaper on you, after cleaning up your weewee butt of course. Now that you have a diaper on, I’m going to treat you like the aby you are, not the grown up man that you’re pretending to be! That includes you drinking out of a baby ba ba & sucking on a binky. Mommy Lexus can be a very nurturing mommy, all I want […]
September 27, 2009

Wanted: Abie for a Good Home

Calling all little boys who want a mommy to take care of them. Mommy Gina knows just what you need. Come climb up on my lap and whisper in my ear your secrets. Were you a bad little boy? Do you have a boo-boo that Mommy Gina needs to kiss and make all better? Now don’t lie to me – or Mommy Gina will have to punish you. But if you’re a good boy. I’ll hold you close to my bosom and rock you gently. Do you have a favorite […]
September 26, 2009

Just Call Out Mommies Name…..

I love Carol King, and I love that song! Us Mommies love are abdl’s and try our best to be here for them when ever they come calling or Yahooing. So remember….Winter, Spring, Summer, or Fall, all you have to do is call and we will be there…. well Mommy Sara doesn’t have the best voice. (singing voice that is) But you get the Picture *giggles* Love Mommy Sara 1 888 430 2010
September 23, 2009

Mommies Time Out!

Some days Mommies need a time out too! Why you say? Just take a peek at what your Mommy does all day. Saving, scraping, scrubbing, changing, wiping, buying, stocking, bathing, rocking, sweeping, cooking, singing, watching, washing, wringing, knitting, spanking, nursing, loving, feeding, reading, writing, slaving, working, playing, shopping, baking, banking, wrapping, dressing, mowing, planting, planing, strolling, outings, checking, replying, screaming, chasing, beckoning, correcting, solving, whipping, soothing, dusting, mopping, pampering, praising, cheering, cleaning, keeping, sorting, kneading, teaching, listening, coaching, carrying, cuddling, protecting, scolding, preaching, disciplining, spoiling, training, dressing, helping, guiding, gluing, […]
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