November 19, 2010

diaper shopping

OK so who wants to shop with me the day after Thanksgiving? Are you brave enough to go out on Black Friday? You know what? On second thought who wants to avoid Black Friday with me? I may change my mind again though you never can tell about a woman and her shopping plans. All of those full parking lots, very long lines? It sounds like the bathrooms will be hell and there could be a good reason to go diapered. New plan! Happy Thanksgiving, Mommy Lexus
November 17, 2010

diapered lovers

Maybe my last husband should have been in diapers. Sometimes I just think if I had been firm with him about my fetish and how much it meant to me then maybe we would have had a happy female led relationship. I don’t mean completely female domination, but for him to have been lovingly guided. Well then I also think of what type of person he was and know that would have never worked out either. The next man that’s in my life long term though, he’ll be a diapered […]
November 15, 2010

There's a New Cook In the Cafeteria

Good morning, staff and students. We have a brand new cook. And that’s why our lunch menu will have a brand new look. To make a good impression, our cook’s prepared a treat: your choice of snapping turtle soup or deep-fried monkey meat. If you’re a vegetarian, we have good news today: she’s serving pickled cauliflower and jellyfish soufflé. And for dessert our cook has made a recipe from France: I’m sure you’ll all want seconds— of chocolate-covered ants. I hope you like this gourmet feast. I hope you won’t […]
November 13, 2010

Turkey Day Greeting!

Just wanted to wish my x-rated more mature audience a happy upcoming Turkey Day! I am very excited about cooking and decorating. So just for Shits & Giggles, thought I would share the Many fun things will be on my menu ………….. To Drink: Screaming Orgasm Cum shots Sweet Mothers Milk Appetizer: Mini Wieners Beer Battered Nipples Peanut filled Bottoms Main Course: 10lb Apple and Pecan Stuffed Baby Freshly carved Thighs and Breast Mashed potatoes with my Special White Sauce Sweet and Sour Balls Green bean casserole baked in Succulent […]
November 6, 2010

My Special Necklace

Like my necklace? Isn’t it pretty? It’s very special. Do you know what I like to keep in my special necklace? Something that a dear friend of mine supplies me with. My dear friend you ask? Oh well now, her name is Momma Katanya, and she is a Voodoo Priestess down in New Orleans. And what, pray tell, are the contents of my special necklace used for? Why to keep little ones like yourselves perfectly still, yet completely alert as to what is happening to them, naturally. You see, I […]
November 5, 2010

Lolli

Momma has a Lolli for you little sissy pants. Mommy’s lolli is her strapon dildo. I’ve told all of my lady friends about how you whimper when I put it in your face and that you really like being my sissy boyfriend who sucks dick. What they don’t know yet is that you’re a diapered sissy baby boy. So far that’s our little secret and if you want to keep it that way you’ll keep sucking my dildo like the lollipop that it is honey. Momma Shirley
October 31, 2010

Tis the Season to get Scared!!

Love horror movies, even the cheesy ones. There is something very appealing in turning on a good horror flick, feeling your heart race, palms sweat, and blood curdling screams. Once the movie is over, you are more tuned into every little sound, every little creek, you try and tell yourself it is just the house settling. But is it? You madly go through the house, whipping on the lights in every room, certain that you heard something or someone. Yet again, you dismiss it after not discovering anything in your […]
October 30, 2010

Trick or Treat!

Trick or Treat Smell my feet Give me something Good to eat! My favorite part of this holiday besides the treats and the dress up are all the tricks. What tricks might you play on your Mommy Sara? Might you have a stinky diaper that you deny? Might you trick Mommy into believing you’re not my baby by dressing up? Will you trick me into smelling those little feet? Maybe you will trick me into thinking you had less treats then you actually had? Whatever the trick Mommy Sara is […]
October 27, 2010

Time Warp

One of my favorite costumes I wore for Halloween was the couple of years that I went as Columbia from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. It’s one of my favorite bad movies and seems to always be on this time of year (yay). I won’t be getting to go see it in the theater this year for Halloween but I was looking at some Halloween music CD.’s the other day and one had The Time Warp on it. It just brought back some fond memories. This year I got talked […]
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