February 20, 2011

Boot-Leg Milk

Have you heard about this? Apparently there is a high demand for breast milk.  Not only that, but because of the testing and processing done to the milk, the price for mother’s milk through legitimate channels seems to be quite high.  This has led to an underground network of “boot-leg” milk, as it were. ~ So I’m reading about this and so many visions are going through my head.  Back street meetings taking place in trench coats and hats pulled down low; the swapping of unmarked envelopes and coolers wrapped […]
February 13, 2011

Valentine Panty Boy

Mmmmmm, there is nothing like slipping on a sweet, sexy, silky pair of panties on a special day.  It gives oneself a naughty boost that carries you throughout the day.  So imagine my surprise when I go into my panty drawer, looking for my special valentine’s panties, and not being able to find them.  And imagine my surprise when I find them in your room under your pillow, still moist from where you masturbated in them.  Well, you like my panties so much, then panties you shall have.  And I […]
February 6, 2011

Uh-oh, I Smell Something …

~ My, oh my – what is that that I smell?  My Abie went and made a messy in his diapy, didn’t he? And right after I told him not to, no less.  Aby is supposed to tell mommy when he has to go poopy, isn’t he?  You know mommy doesn’t allow baby to go messies in his diapy, don’t you!  Now my little one is going to need a changing, but not until he gets a firm spanking!  No whining, or you’ll have to sit in the corner with […]
January 22, 2011

Down the Diaper Isle

~ Confusing, isn’t it? The diaper isle – it’s a little like going down the rabbit hole. There are so many styles and brands and sizes to choose from. One doesn’t know where to begin. There there little one, it will be ok. All you need is a little help. Just go right up to the sales lady and tell her your problem. That your mommy sent you to get diapers and you are not sure what kind to get. Tell her how often you wear them, and how often […]
January 16, 2011

The Package

It was mid-morning when my doorbell rings. It was the fed-ex delivery guy; he had a package for you, my dear sweet neighbor and boyfriend to my best friend Becky. But no one is there, and he doesn’t feel comfortable leaving it on the doorstep. He asks if I wouldn’t mind holding it for you until you get home. ~ Being the helpful neighbor that I am, naturally I told the fed-ex guy that I would be more then happy to accept the package for you. But when I got […]
January 8, 2011

Have a Coke and a Smile

Ok, so when I saw this, like a thousand different images and scenarios and ideas came swarming into my mind (after the involuntary shudder passed through my body, of course).  Admit it; it did for you as well.  And every Coke catch phrase and advertisement did as well – Can’t Beat the Feeling; Can’t Beat the Real Thing; It’s the Real Thing; The Official Soft Drink of the Summer; Always Coca-Cola; and of course, Have a Coke and a Smile.  Unless of course it is a Mountain Dew bottle – […]
January 6, 2011

Back to Business!

With the holidays past up now and a New Year ahead it is time to get back to business. Of course what that means for me is dirty diapers by the dozen, hungry babies that need breastfed, and many overdue spankings! Mommy Lauren is ready for her task ahead and eager to make sure that my adult babies are too! Your Nursery Awaits! Lauren 1 888 430 2010
January 1, 2011

Auld Lang Syne

Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And auld lang syne! Chorus.-For auld lang syne, my dear, For auld lang syne. We’ll take a cup o’ kindness yet, For auld lang syne. Did you know? Although the song is traditionally sung at the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve, in Scotland, where it originates, it is sung on January 25th aka Burns Night, in recognition and celebration of the author and famous poet Robert Burns. ‘Auld Lang Syne’ literally translates from […]
December 31, 2010

Happy New Year

Wow! Where has the time gone?  I can’t believe we are about to venture into a new decade!  Just remember to be safe while bringing in not only the New Year, but the new decade as well.  Don’t be over indulging in that special “juice” in that bottle of yours, and leave the driving to mommy and daddy!  And just think, you don’t have to worry about lines to the bathroom either – you already have your “bathroom” securely fastened on, hehehe! Have a safe and Happy New Year!! Mommy […]
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