June 4, 2013

Staying with Granny

I got in some trouble… again. I went to stay with Granny Minnie for a day ‘cause Daddy said I couldn’t be trusted to stay by myself. Hmmph! I’m a babysitter, I don’t need a babysitter! But anyway, Daddy didn’t care about that, so off I went with Granny. I thought it would be easy and fun. I thought Granny would let me do whatever I wanted and spoil me. I thought I could get away with anything. Boy, was I wrong! Granny made me help her in the garden […]
August 13, 2011

Teacher Humiliation

While many of my students obey me, there are those few that think they are much more amusing and feel the attention of the class belongs on them. I have taught for many years now, so this behavior I expect and I know at the start of each year just who will be the needy ones, the attention getters, and the class clowns. What they don’t know is that I’m not like the teachers they have had in the past. My strategies in getting them to submit to me quickly […]
July 16, 2011

County Nursery

Wouldn’t it be wonderful if they had a court sanctioned county nursery to sentence certain offenders to? A judge could sentence misbehaving and naughty boyfriends and husbands to this nursery – a place where they would be forced to where diapers with pretty pink diaper covers and frilly dresses. They would have to sleep in a crib, drink from a bottle, and take regular visits to the park and museums in their new attire. They would be given new girlie names like Janey and Priscilla and Betsy. The nursery would […]
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