November 15, 2010

There's a New Cook In the Cafeteria

Good morning, staff and students. We have a brand new cook. And that’s why our lunch menu will have a brand new look. To make a good impression, our cook’s prepared a treat: your choice of snapping turtle soup or deep-fried monkey meat. If you’re a vegetarian, we have good news today: she’s serving pickled cauliflower and jellyfish soufflé. And for dessert our cook has made a recipe from France: I’m sure you’ll all want seconds— of chocolate-covered ants. I hope you like this gourmet feast. I hope you won’t […]
November 13, 2010

Turkey Day Greeting!

Just wanted to wish my x-rated more mature audience a happy upcoming Turkey Day! I am very excited about cooking and decorating. So just for Shits & Giggles, thought I would share the Many fun things will be on my menu ………….. To Drink: Screaming Orgasm Cum shots Sweet Mothers Milk Appetizer: Mini Wieners Beer Battered Nipples Peanut filled Bottoms Main Course: 10lb Apple and Pecan Stuffed Baby Freshly carved Thighs and Breast Mashed potatoes with my Special White Sauce Sweet and Sour Balls Green bean casserole baked in Succulent […]
November 7, 2010

Sick AB

It is that time of year where we have to be careful of those stubburn colds and winter flus. So if you are feeling bad and need a Mommy to care for you, Mommy Lauren is here ready to nurse you right back to health! Mommy Lauren 1 888 430 2010
October 18, 2010

A Boy Named Sue

Well, my daddy left home when I was three, and he didn’t leave much to Ma and me, just this old guitar and a bottle of booze. Now I don’t blame him because he run and hid, but the meanest thing that he ever did was before he left he went and named me Sue. Well, he must have thought it was quite a joke, and it got lots of laughs from a lot of folks, it seems I had to fight my whole life through. Some gal would giggle […]
October 15, 2010

Pumpkin Carving

I love carving pumpkins, love to bake the seeds, turn on the haunting music, make pumpkin pies and of course eating pumpkin pie LOL. I havent bought my pumpkin yet, but when I do I will post a pic of it here for you all to see. I sure hope you ABDL’s love this holiday as much as I do. Cant wait to here about your plans, come visit us in chat so you can tell us all about your holiday plans and your Halloween activities! Mommy Sara 1 888 […]
October 15, 2010

Pajama Party!

Come to the Phoneamommy Slumber part at the PhoneAMommy Chat Room. It starts on Friday at 8pm Eastern and runs until 4am Eastern time. What happens there? Well you can chat with all of the mommies,dl girls, sitters, grannies, and Daddies who may come and see who would be perfect for you to talk with and play with. Any calls made at the Slumber Party during the hours are $1.69 a min. so that’s $0.30 off a min.. Bring your jammies, diapers, stuffed animals, and anything you like and join […]
October 2, 2010

Bare or Hair?

There has been some discussion if ABies should shave from the neck down or not as of late.  I believe that this is a perfect example as to why all you little ones should indeed go bare. The only question now is should one use a blade, clippers, or wax.  Perhaps something a little more permanent – maybe electrolysis or laser treatments?  Me?  I think that I would like to use wax for my babies (and I’m talking about waxing them personally, or at least escorting them to the salon […]
September 25, 2010

Freaky!

Okay, I wish I had never com across this picture on the internet. This is just plain Freaky! OMG, I am going to have nightmares for weeks. Does it make a spider appear more cute cause it has a squirrels body? No! It does not! Where do people come up with this stuff, uggghhhh I am so entirely freaked out!!!! Way Too Bizarre for me. Mandy, 1 888 430 2010
September 18, 2010

Time-Out Chair

Look what I got for all my naughty, naughty little ones! A special chair just for you. And I have a special place for it - right in the corner. Won’t eat your veggies? Talking back to Mommy Gina? Were you being mean to the other little ones on the playground? Then in the chair you will go! But before you end up in the chair, Mommy Gina will have to paddle that little hinnie of yours. So next time you think about being bad, just remember that you will end up […]
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