June 19, 2017
How about we play a little game, dear? See, you’ve turned out to be an absolute horrible husband and an even worse example of a man. You expect me to wait on you hand and foot, and you can’t seem to help but leave tracks in all of your underwear! I shouldn’t have to put up with this from a grown man, but you know who else acts like this, and it’s expected? Babies! Which is why I’m going to dress you up like one, thick adult diapers and all. […]