For all mt ABDL friends and diaper lovers: Mom made beans for dinner, I know I ate ’em all Said, “Come get your coat on, goin’ to the mall.” Gonna visit Santa and sit upon his knee But all that I could think about was how not to cut the cheese. Waiting there for Santa, thought that I’d explode The gas bubble grew bigger with every ho-ho-ho Tried my best to hide it, thought I was doin’ swell But when I sat down on Santa’s lap, he hollered, “What’s that […]