April 11, 2010

Don't Swat A Fly

This is a just a silly song that I sing to myself sometimes. It always manages to put a smile on my face and even makes me laugh a little every time I hear it or sing it. I was just a kid when my daddy said to me Son there’s much to learn in this life. And so there beneath a tree, he sat me on his knee He said there’s dangers in this world So follow my advice. Don’t swat a fly that’s landed on a pitbull Don’t […]
April 9, 2010

Bath Time!

Wanna hop in the bath with Mommy little boy? Mommy loves her baths especially this time a year, after all the spring cleaning mommy does all day there is nothing better than relaxing in a hot, bubble filled tub. And enjoying that time with Mommies little boy only makes it all that much sweeter. We can take turns washing washing each other and of course playing games like “blowing the bubbles off mommies boobies” and “parking the submarine” ends the night just right! Hurry up baby Mommy is filling the […]
March 27, 2010

What Is This?

I have no clue what the heck this thing is. Do you? Some sort of pillow? But with silicone nipples? I can just see grandma knitting this. A very warped, not all together there grandma. I wonder if there are some sort of chambers behind the nipples that you can fill with milk, or water, or GHB. I kid. If anyone really does know what the heck this is please tell me, because I am truly stumped. Mommy Lizabeth 1-888-430-2010
March 7, 2010

Camo Sissy

I live in the South, I know, the best place on earth! How could it not be? I mean, I do live here! Oh my, I am kidding, I am no where near that full of myself. There are a lot of hunters around here though. Always dressed in their camo and orange vests, carrying rifles…..that does not sound very good does it? Let me get back to where I was going to go with this in the first place. Ah yes, the hunters, I had a very odd thought […]
February 28, 2010

Cinderella Dress

Do you not just adore this dress? I want this, but I don’t know what I would do with it, it’s not something you can just wear around the house while you piddle about. I cannot believe I just used the word piddle in a sentence lol. Back to the dress. I suppose if my bf ever asks me to marry him I could wear it, maybe I should buy it just in case, but don’t you think a woman buying a wedding dress to have just in case a […]
June 18, 2009

Let’s play with Play Dough!

Hi sweetie Mommy Laurenis ready for you to come on over and make some fun stuff with my play dough! hehe Lookie just lookie what I made for my ABIEI bet you can make some really neat stuff too! Let’s Play Today ok? Muah..Hugs & kisses, Lauren
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