April 10, 2010

In The Cookie Jar Again?

Ah-ha! I caught you! You’ve been in the cookie jar again, haven’t you? Don’t try to deny it – you have cookie crumbs and chocolate smeared all over your face from the chocolate chip cookies I just made. Tsk, Tsk! You know what that means don’t you? You’re going over my knee for a swift and stern spanking young man! Then it’s into the corner with that red and sore tushie of yours! Such a naughty aby! Mommy Gina 1*888*430*2010
April 9, 2010

Bath Time!

Wanna hop in the bath with Mommy little boy? Mommy loves her baths especially this time a year, after all the spring cleaning mommy does all day there is nothing better than relaxing in a hot, bubble filled tub. And enjoying that time with Mommies little boy only makes it all that much sweeter. We can take turns washing washing each other and of course playing games like “blowing the bubbles off mommies boobies” and “parking the submarine” ends the night just right! Hurry up baby Mommy is filling the tube up Now! Sara 1 888 430 2010
April 3, 2010

Happy Easter!

Hope all you little one enjoy your Easter! Have lots of fun dying eggs and then finding them on your Easter egg hunt. Just remember not to try and eat all your candy in one sitting, else you will end up with an upset stomach and that’s no fun. And don’t forget to wear your Sunday best – I’m sure all you sissies have the prettiest dresses to wear, giggle. Enjoy your Easter! MommyGina 1*888*430*2010
April 3, 2010

Coloring Easter

How many of you will be coloring eggs this year? I color them myself, I also deck out my house for every holiday as I have blogged about in the past. So in a few minutes I will sit down to color eggs and make them very pretty, then take them to my neighbor’s Easter Egg hunt tomorrow for the kids. I hope all of you have a wonderful holiday. Mommy Lizabeth 1-888-430-2010
March 20, 2010

Wet Diaper Contest

I was thinking, they have wet T-shirt contests, why not a wet diaper contest? All diapers could be weighed before they are put on. Then contestants are given two hours to get their diaper as wet as they are able (in ‘baby’ fashion only). At the end of the time limit, they would then parade, in pageant form, showing off how wet their diaper is and how far it sags down. And of course they would then be changed in front of everyone (so everyone could see that was no cheating involved, hehe), and the now soaked diapers weighed once more. Scores would be tallied and the winner would receive a month’s supply of diapers! Now doesn’t that sound fun? Mommy Gina 1*888*430*2010
March 13, 2010

Smut

Came across this and it gave me a tickle, so I thought I’d share – enjoy! SMUT! by Tom Lehrer Give me smut and nothing but! A dirty novel I can’t shut, If it’s uncut, and unsubt- le. I’ve never quibbled If it was ribald, I would devour where others merely nibbled. As the judge remarked the day that he acquitted my Aunt Hortense, “To be smut It must be ut- Terly without redeeming social importance.” Por- Nographic pictures I adore. Indecent magazines galore, I like them more If they’re hard core. (Bring on the obscene movies, murals, postcards, neckties, samplers, stained-glass windows, tattoos, anything! More, more, I’m still not satisfied!) Stories of tortures Used by debauchers, Lurid, licentious, and vile, Make me smile. Novels that pander To my taste for candor Give me a pleasure sublime. (Let’s face it, I love slime.) All books can be indecent books Though recent books are bolder, For filth (I’m glad to say) is in the mind of the beholder. When correctly viewed, Everything is lewd. (I could tell you things about Peter Pan, And the Wizard of Oz, there’s a dirty old man!) I thrill To any book like Fanny Hill, And I suppose I always will, If it is swill And really fil thy. Who needs a hobby like tennis or philately? I’ve got a hobby: rereading Lady Chatterley. But now they’re trying to take it all away from us unless We take a stand, and hand in hand we fight for freedom of the press. In other words, Smut! (I love it.) Ah, the adventures of a slut. Oh, I’m a market they can’t glut, I don’t know what Compares with smut. Hip hip hooray! Let’s hear it for the Supreme Court! Don’t let them take it away! Mommy Gina 1*888*430*2010
March 7, 2010

Little Boy Blue

I found this version of the nursery rhyme; I thought it was cute, so I thought I would share it with all of you – Little boy blue come blow your horn. The sheep’s in the meadow the cow’s in the corn! And where is the boy who looks after the sheep? SHE’s under a haystack diapered neat! ____________ Little boy pink come make a wish The stars in the sky send you their kiss As you dream of a world so happy and free Warm in thick diapers being rocked fast asleep!     Mommy Gina 1*888*430*2010
February 28, 2010

Let is Snow, let it snow…

Don’t ya just love the snow? Covering everything in a soft, white blanket, making everything seem so calm and peaceful? Yeah, yeah, I know – SHUT UP YOU! By now I figure there are quite a few of you that are just sick and tired of that dreaded white stuff and all that comes with it – the back breaking shoveling, the endless cancellations, the icy roads. Ready for the summer to hurry up and get here yet? I bet a lot of you are, huh? You say that now, but when it’s 110 degrees outside with no end in sight, I’m gonna remind all of you of these good ‘ol days of snow! Mommy Gina 1*888*430*2010
February 28, 2010

Cinderella Dress

Do you not just adore this dress? I want this, but I don’t know what I would do with it, it’s not something you can just wear around the house while you piddle about. I cannot believe I just used the word piddle in a sentence lol. Back to the dress. I suppose if my bf ever asks me to marry him I could wear it, maybe I should buy it just in case, but don’t you think a woman buying a wedding dress to have just in case a wedding breaks out is a bit creepy? Lizabeth 1-888-430-2010
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