January 22, 2011

Down the Diaper Isle

~ Confusing, isn’t it? The diaper isle – it’s a little like going down the rabbit hole. There are so many styles and brands and sizes to choose from. One doesn’t know where to begin. There there little one, it will be ok. All you need is a little help. Just go right up to the sales lady and tell her your problem. That your mommy sent you to get diapers and you are not sure what kind to get. Tell her how often you wear them, and how often you wet them. How long you have to sit in a wet diaper, and what type of activities you are engaging in when wearing them (i.e. playing, sleeping, running around. What did you think I meant?); if you will be making a stinky mess in it or not. Then she can direct you to the best diapers suited for you. And maybe if you are a good baby, she will help you pick out the best wipes and diaper rash ointment for you as well, teeheehee. ~ ~~~ ~ Mommy Gina 1*888*430*2010
January 8, 2011

Have a Coke and a Smile

Ok, so when I saw this, like a thousand different images and scenarios and ideas came swarming into my mind (after the involuntary shudder passed through my body, of course).  Admit it; it did for you as well.  And every Coke catch phrase and advertisement did as well – Can’t Beat the Feeling; Can’t Beat the Real Thing; It’s the Real Thing; The Official Soft Drink of the Summer; Always Coca-Cola; and of course, Have a Coke and a Smile.  Unless of course it is a Mountain Dew bottle – then Do the Dew comes to mind.  I could go on and on.  So what do you think led to this dilemma?  Naughty play that went awry?  Punishment for a messy diaper?  Smuggling a drink into the movie theater?  A unique enema?  Perhaps a training session of sorts.  Again, I could go on and on.  So, what ideas are going through your mind, hmmm?  What say you? Gina 1*888*430*2010
December 23, 2010

Christmas Birds

Awwwww!!! Aren’t they just the cutest thing! Quite the fashion statement these penguins are making! I think they are just trying to get in Santa’s good graces hoping that he will bring them a couple of really big pails of fish, hehehe. Think it’ll work? I personally think they have earned a crate full of fish, LOL! Well anyways, I hope everyone has a Happy Christmas and can stay warm like our two little friends here! P.s. what’s black and white and red all over? Sorry, I couldn’t resist 😛 Mommy Gina 1*888*430*2010
December 11, 2010

He’s Making a List, Checking Twice…

Ok, so this brings a whole new spin on the jolly ol’ elf thing!  But I thought it was both cute and a bit unsettling, which I like, so naturally I wanted to share. (Isn’t that we’re taught to do anyway – to share?  Take note Santa 😉 ).  Hmmm, I can think of a few things to do with the end of that AK-47, hehe.  Shhhh!   Don’t tell Santa, lest I end up on his naughty list! Mommy Gina 1*888*430*2010
November 13, 2010

Sharing

Now I know that all you abies out there have been taught to share and not grab toys out of other little ones’ hands.  But I saw this and I thought it made a pretty good case of when NOT to share, lol!  Now I commend these brothers for sharing and all, but I think there is a point when you have got to put brotherly love aside and say, “get your own!”, don’t ya think?? Mommy Gina 1*888*430*2010
October 16, 2010

Will you Walk into my Parlour…

“Will you walk into my Parlour, said the Spider to the Fly” – I absolutely adore that line.  It always goes through my head as I lure an unsuspecting victim into my lair.  They always seem quite surprised when they find themselves trapped in such a state – unable to escape, to run away, or sometimes even move LOL!  Forced to submit to and accept their new life, be it as an aby, a sissy, or my personal play thing.  Yes indeed, I do so adore that line!  So what say you, my little fly?  Will you walk into my parlour? Mommy Gina 1*888*430*2010
September 18, 2010

Time-Out Chair

Look what I got for all my naughty, naughty little ones! A special chair just for you. And I have a special place for it - right in the corner. Won’t eat your veggies? Talking back to Mommy Gina? Were you being mean to the other little ones on the playground? Then in the chair you will go! But before you end up in the chair, Mommy Gina will have to paddle that little hinnie of yours. So next time you think about being bad, just remember that you will end up in this chair – with a very red hinnie! Mommy Gina 1*888*430*2010
September 5, 2010

Mommy Dearest

Ok, so I know that I can usually be seen as a sweet, loving mommy who likes to have lots of fun – and that’s true (mostly). But there is a strict, dommy side that I like to indulge in as well. With that in mind, let me share with you what I have been pondering. Seems that some little ones like to be mommy’s little helper, or be trained as sissy maids. This is all fine and dandy, but rarely are the chores set before them done to my satisfaction. Now the question is what is the appropriate punishment that will instill a proper work ethic and make them strive to perform to my standards? The first punishment for failure might seem a bit harsh – an enema administered with an inflatable nozzle to ensure non-leakage. Then the task would have to be performed again while they hold their water, nozzle still in place. I would be standing over them watching every movement, with a stop watch in hand, but not giving any signs of approval or disapproval. This would add to the anxiety that they would already be feeling. I would not even tell them the time frame in which the task would have to be performed and, trust me, there would indeed be a time requirement. If, after the second go at the task they have failed once again, then they would go over my knee, bare-assed, water still inside them, and be given a long and harsh paddling. The nozzle would be removed, but instead of letting them got to the potty to empty their bowels, the diaper would go back on, with a very snug pair of rubber pants over top of them. This would force them to fill their diaper to the brim while they try and complete the task yet again. Now, if for some reason the chore was not done properly yet again, well, lets just say that I have a very long list of punishments at my disposal – from guzzling castor oil, being forced to hold a bar of soap in their mouth with their teeth, various forms of spankings with various implements, the tightly tying of genitalia, and the standing in a metal wash tub in the front yard until there is crap streaming out the edges of the diaper and down their legs. And I haven’t even touched on the subject of what I would do with a candy thermometer. Needless to say, the list goes on and on. So, have I burst your bubble on what a sweet, gentle mommy I am? And more interestingly, as these visuals settle in the recesses of your mind, do they fuel your worst nightmare, or your wettest fantasy? Mommy Gina 1*888*430*2010
August 21, 2010

Demon or Angel?

As with many people, I seem to have an angel on one shoulder and a demon sitting on the other, with both whispering in my ear what to do. My angel says that I should forgive my little one and let his little indiscretions slide. That I should hold him tight and shower him with kisses and love. My demon on the other hand, is telling me that he needs to be punished – severely. A paddling that leaves his hinny red, raw and welted, then forcing him to stay in a dirty, soiled diaper ‘til an extreme rash has formed, and perhaps a strong enema so speed up the soiled diaper process (and this is just for starters – my demons can be quite imaginative). The question is, which one will win out? Which one will hold sway – my demons or my angels? Mommy Gina 1-888-430-2010
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