March 13, 2010

Smut

Came across this and it gave me a tickle, so I thought I’d share – enjoy! SMUT! by Tom Lehrer Give me smut and nothing but! A dirty novel I can’t shut, If it’s uncut, and unsubt- le. I’ve never quibbled If it was ribald, I would devour where others merely nibbled. As the judge remarked the day that he acquitted my Aunt Hortense, “To be smut It must be ut- Terly without redeeming social importance.” Por- Nographic pictures I adore. Indecent magazines galore, I like them more If they’re […]
February 21, 2010

Mommy’s Panty Drawer

I know what you’ve been doing – you’ve been in mommy’s panty drawer again, haven’t you? Don’t try and deny it, I found my panties hidden in your room. I bet if I checked right now, I’d find you wearing a pair of my best satiny panties, wouldn’t I? Humph, just what I thought! It’s over my knee time young man, for the spanking of your life. What’s that? No more? You’ll do what ever I say? Hehe, all right then, but why stop at just the panties? I’m going […]
December 10, 2009

other babies

I get all mushy when I talk to sweet abies here. When I see an adult baby being cute and cuddly that makes my heart melt also. Other babies can do it too, mostly baby animals. This little furry baby called me the other night and said he wanted Mommy to care for him as a baby polar bear. This is the sort of image I had in my head as we talked. He had a soft voice, but I pictured him as a tiny white furbaby. Could you picture […]
November 22, 2009

Sissy gets spanked…again

What’s that Baby J? You wet your pretty panties again? Why didn’t you tell mommy you had to go potty? Now look at thos pretty panties mommy picked out for you all soaked. What am I going to do with you? Go get  mommy the paddle. If I have to go get the paddle you are really going to get it… Mommy gives spanks Mommy Josie **ask for Mommy Josie’s “turkey special” to get a special rate of 1.79/min now through Nov. 30.
October 11, 2009

So I’m spanking this little brat for getting into trouble AGAIN and between all his crying he manages to get out: “you’re mean, Mommy Lexus!” haha, did you think that was going to hurt my feelings? oh dear. No, sweetheart, I know I’m a bitch, but that’s what you need to relax. Until you learn to behave, I’m not getting any nicer. Call it negative reinforcement. If you want a sweet Mommy, behave. Simple as that. Ask the good abies around here. When you behave, I can be sweet like […]
September 27, 2009

Mommy Lexus has no choice but to put you in diapers!

Mommy is so disappointed in you right now! You wet your pants at the mall and now I have no other choice than to put a diaper on you, after cleaning up your weewee butt of course. Now that you have a diaper on, I’m going to treat you like the aby you are, not the grown up man that you’re pretending to be! That includes you drinking out of a baby ba ba & sucking on a binky. Mommy Lexus can be a very nurturing mommy, all I want […]
September 16, 2009

Free Diapers!

Huggies is giving away one year’s supply of diapers! Every day for an entire year one lucky person will win. All you have to do to enter is sign up. Look for details on the Huggies homepage. Make sure you check the entry rules. If you are a slender adult I recommend Size 7- 35- 65Lbs+ – For toddlers or school aged children should fit most aby’s. Good luck and I hope you win! Mommy Lexus 1 888 430-2010
September 7, 2009

Caught!

Caught red handed in my panty draw again – I see! What am I going to do with you? Nothing seems to deter you. Maybe we need to just make you mommies little girl full time. Bring you to the store and buy you your own frilly panties. Let you play in them, parade you around in them, have you do naughty things in them….hmmmm. What other naughty things should mommy have you do in them? Sara 1 888 430 2010
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