May 19, 2011

First Time

  I remember the first time you took a step; the first time you skinned your knee; the first time you went to school. Who else would be there for all your firsts but your mommy? And now you are ready for another first time – one that will show you what to do with that growing penis of yours. There’s no reason to get bashful with me! I can see your newly formed boner underneath those covers of yours. I’m going to just crawl in next to you, and […]
May 5, 2011

Mother’s Day

  This Sunday is Mother’s Day, so I just wanted to wish all these wonderful Mommies and Sitters and Grannies over at Phone-a-Mommy a wonderful and relaxing day!! I all know how hard each and every one of you works, and there is no other group of ladies who deserve it more!! So put those feet up, place those cucumber slices on those tired eyes, and let those around serve you for a change!   Happy Mother’s Day Ladies!   Maggie 1*888*430*2010
May 5, 2011

Queen for the Day

    I just wanted to remind all you little ones out there that next Sunday is Mother’s Day and not to forget that special lady in your life. That wonderful woman who kissed your boo-boo’s all better…who chased away the monsters from under your bed…who prepared your meals and washed your clothes and cleaned your room day in and day out. Who has always put your happiness and needs and wants before hers. Yes, that unsung hero in your life – Mom! So give her a hug and a […]
April 15, 2011

Nanny’s Secret Tricks

I took care of a darling adult baby today. I was keeping an eye on the little guy while his Mommy was off on a date. He was so cute and sweet and we had a lot of fun until it started to get late and it was time for beddy-bye. ~ He didn’t seem to understand why his Mommy wasn’t home yet. “What’s Mommy doing with that man?” he kept asking? I comforted him, telling him they would be back before long but he was a curious one. I […]
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