July 31, 2010

My Kinda Crib

Ok, so here’s another gem of an antique. No big crib that locks for my little ones – ohh noooooo!! Hehe. Just enough room to lie down and keep still. I dare say, they did know how to punish little ones back in the day. No squirming allowed here; heck, no squirming here is possible. Can you imagine, laying in here, unable to move, just wetting over and over again, not being able to avoid the rash and bed sores from forming, at the mercy of your keeper. Ya know, I think I’ll have to have one made up special! Maggie 1*888*430*2010
July 31, 2010

Not A Good Idea

Enemas can be fun, enemas can be painful, and enemas can be the most erotic thing in the world. But enemas can also damage. There are some types of enemas that a novice should never partake in. One such type of enema is an alcohol enema. Now some people love to take them, because they get you wasted, and wasted fast. So unless you have experience, or a ‘spotter’ lol don’t take them. You could actually wind up in the hospital from alcohol poisoning, or worse, you could actually die. And how embarrassing would that be? Finding a bottle of Tequila, and an enema up your butt? Stacie 1-888-430-2010
July 27, 2010

Childhood Memories

Skinned knees, climbing trees, forts of sheets, sugary sweets, hide-n-seek, taking peeks, Spaghetti O’s, pants with holes, summer nights, pillow fights, Christmas trees, play in leaves, eating dirt, dirty shirt, monkey bars, shooting stars, bright balloons, afternoons, school bell rings, choir sings, taking tests, try my best, friends fight, summer nights, friends play, summer day, snow fort, life’s short, memories, part of me, will not forget, will not regret, worth more than gold, a treasure to hold, thank God for these, Childhood Memories. © Ellen M. DuBois
July 25, 2010

Taking Care Of Your Skin

A lot of the sissies I speak to ask me about skin care. I give them some tips but I thought I would put something more in depth here. So here you go, a few basic things that you should do to keep your skin healthy and beautiful: 1. Protect yourself from the sun The most important way to take care of your skin is to protect it from the sun. A lifetime of sun exposure can cause wrinkles, freckles, age spots and rough, dry skin. Sun exposure can also cause more-serious problems, such as skin cancer. For the most complete sun protection: * Avoid the sun between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m. This is when the sun’s rays are the strongest. * Wear protective clothing. Cover your skin with tightly woven long-sleeved shirts, long pants and wide-brimmed hats. You might also opt for special sun-protective clothing, which is specifically designed to block ultraviolet rays while keeping you cool and comfortable. * Use sunscreen when you’re in the sun. Apply generous amounts of broad-spectrum sunscreen 30 minutes before going outdoors and reapply every two hours, after heavy sweating or after being in water. 2. Don’t smoke Smoking makes your skin look older and contributes to wrinkles. Smoking narrows the tiny blood vessels in the outermost layers of skin, which decreases blood flow. This depletes the skin of oxygen and nutrients, such as vitamin A, that are important to skin health. Smoking also damages collagen and elastin — fibers that give your skin its strength and elasticity. In addition, the repetitive facial expressions you make when smoking — such as pursing your lips when inhaling and squinting your eyes to keep out smoke — may contribute to wrinkles. If you smoke, the best way to protect your skin is to quit. Ask your doctor for tips or treatments to help you stop smoking. 3. Treat your skin gently Daily cleansing and shaving can take a toll on your skin, so keep it gentle: * Limit bath time. Hot water and long showers or baths remove oils from your skin. Limit your bath or shower time, and use warm — rather than hot — water. * Avoid strong soaps. Strong soaps can strip oil from your skin. Instead, choose mild cleansers. * Shave carefully. To protect and lubricate your skin, apply shaving cream, lotion or gel before shaving. For the closest shave, use a clean, sharp razor. Shave in the direction the hair grows, not against it. * Pat dry. After washing or bathing, gently pat or blot your skin dry with a towel so that some moisture remains on your skin. * Moisturize dry skin. Find a moisturizer that fits your skin type and makes your skin look and feel soft. 4. Eat a healthy diet A healthy diet can help you look and feel your best. Eat plenty of fruits, vegetables, whole grains and lean proteins. The association between diet and acne isn’t clear — but research suggests that a diet rich in vitamin C and low in fats and carbohydrates may promote younger looking skin. 5. Manage stress Uncontrolled stress can make your skin more sensitive and trigger acne breakouts and other skin problems. To encourage healthy skin — and a healthy state of mind — takes steps to manage your stress. Set reasonable limits, scale back your to-do list and make time to do the things you enjoy. The results may be more dramatic than you expect. If you do those few things you will be looking more gorgeous in no time at all. Mommy Liz 1-888-430-2010
July 25, 2010

Games

I have been babysitting this weekend, and one of the things we are going to do tomorrow before they leave is play some board games. I haven’t played board games for years! Because there is a reason they are called ‘bored’ games. HA! Anyway, I will be playing Candy Land, Sorry, and some other sort of game, not sure which yet because they haven’t made up their minds yet. So tomorrow when you are going back to work for the dreaded first day of the week. Think of me, pulling my hair out while I play a ‘bored’ game, yeah see, makes Monday not seem so bad for you…doesn’t it??? Stacie 1-888-430-2010
July 24, 2010

Bubble Fun

I absolutely love sitting on the front step and just blow bubbles. So when I saw these pics I was thinking to myself, wow now he must REALLY love bubbles! Those are some HUGE bubbles! LOL! Can you imagine the time he put into creating that huge bubble maker, and I wonder what special ingredient he added to his soap mixture so they wouldn’t pop under their own weight. Idk, but they sure look like a lot of fun! Mommy Gina 1-888-430-2010
July 18, 2010

Little Brats

Yeah I know you are out there, I know because I talk to you. I am surprised at how many little bad AB’s there are, well okay maybe I’m not. I like the bad ones actually, since I enjoy discipline in the first place, not give to me mind you, but doling it out to others. Makes me a very happy fetish babysitter! Stacie 1-888-430-2010
July 18, 2010

Disturbing Lullaby

I found the lyrics to this lullaby and thought, awww that sounds just so pretty. Dodo Titit (Haitian Creole) Dodo titit* Si ou pa dodo, krab la va manje ou Dodo titit, krab lan kalalou** Then I looked up the Translation and found out what it means: Sleep Little One (English Translation) Sleep little one, If you don’t sleep, The crab will eat you Sleep, little one. Crab in Okra Gumbo** Yes nothing brings someone a peaceful slumber as knowing that if you don’t fall asleep soon a crab will eat you. I wonder if this is a subtle way of telling your little ones not to get an STD. The good news is, if you do fall asleep you get to make some Gumbo from the stalker crab. Ella 1-888-430-2010
July 18, 2010

Fembots

“BRING IN DA FEMBOTS!!!!” Can you tell me and the hubby watched Austin Powers last night? I got to thinking that the fembots could, in fact, be sissies. Who says the fembots have to be women, we don’t know what was under those panties do we? No we do not! I would love to take about 6 sissies and dress them up as fembots and take them out and just walk around with them following me. I think that would be such a fun thing to do! Mommy Sue 1-888-430-2010
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