May 29, 2010

Always a Mommy

My callers always ask me about my job here at www.phoneamommy.com. I tell them how much I love it. Then they ask if I ever get tired of doing Mommy Calls. My answer is always the same, no, no I do not. I have been working here for a long time now, and it’s a pure joy for me to do so. I get to play many roles, Mommy, Aunt, Nanny, Next Door Neighbor, Random Woman who seduces the caller and on and on it goes. Now I ask you, […]
May 29, 2010

What Heroes Gave

Each donned their uniform to be Defenders of our liberty Their mission sure, their spirits bright Guard freedom’s home, be brave to fight One final day each faced their call Each gave their best enduring all We’ll never know what they went through But know they loved this country true Deep down inside we should all feel What heroes gave, their cost so real We must stay thankful, grateful of The gift of freedom through their love Their loved ones bore the gravest pain What we can’t know, some now […]
May 28, 2010

Memorial Day

This up coming weekend is a very important weekend for our currant military personal and those who have served in the past. I was looking at some web sites this morning and it brought tears to my eyes. So many moving images and so many stories of bravery and loss. Please remember our vets this weekend and our Military personal and remember to say thanks, because they have fought for us even though they do not even know us. Lizabeth 1-888-430-2010
May 28, 2010

Getting cool

I want one of these sprinklers to play with my abies in. It’s getting warm, and here is a fun way to cool off. Can you picture Mommy rubbing sun block on you and then putting you into your little swimmy diaper so that we can play in the water? I can picture it. It’s warm outside and everyone is getting a little tired of playing blocks and dolls. It’s time to get out there and run under the sprinkler. It’s fun for babies of all ages, even the adult […]
May 27, 2010

LOL

Awwww poor….er….uh…whatever that is. Got squashed! This toy just makes me laugh. I think I would give this to someone I really don’t like, I mean it’s the perfect..I Wish You Would Get Hit By A Truck gift. Don’t you think? I can think of about 12 people who I would send it to. And for those of you who say..that’s mean Stacie…yeah well it is mean, but it’s also appropriate for the 12 people who I would bestow it to, so..THERE! Stacie 1-888-430-2010
May 23, 2010

Don't Ever Ask A Centipede

Don't ever ask a centipede to play a game of soccer. Remember, he has 50 pairs of sneakers in his locker. He dribbles 50 soccer balls with 50 pairs of shoes, and kicks them all concurrently. He doesn't often lose. He's such a fierce competitor that, if you ever meet, at first you'll see his hundred legs and then you'll see defeat. *giggles* Isn't that a cute poem? Jenna 1-888-430-2010
May 22, 2010

Who Are You?

Many of us walk around every day never really realizing who we truly are. There are so many pressures on us to become or be something that we are not. If you are heavy in weight you should be skinny. If you are to skinny then you should gain a few pounds. If you are poor you should be rich. If you are rich then you should be richer. It’s never ending. There is nothing wrong with striving to be better at something, but if you never actually find your […]
May 22, 2010

Finger Painting

I was looking around for finger paints, and look what I came across!  Isn’t it fabulous?  The art work is so intricate and life like, you almost forget that there is just a hand under all that paint and not gloves of some sort.  Can you imagine how long something like that takes to complete?  This beats a hand puppet any day of the week!  All I know is if it were me, I would have plastic gloves on to keep them unspoiled, and not wash my hands for a […]
May 22, 2010

When Hairballs Go Bad

This photo made me laugh. I mean would you be scared of that? Really? It looks like something you pull out of your drain. Just get some Brawny and swipe it up, give it a good shot of clorox cleaner as well. I can see maybe if you were a germaphobe or something along those lines. But come on, would you lay on the floor and scream and be afraid? Okay talking and walking hairballs are not the most common thing, and one might be startled at first, but to […]
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