February 13, 2011

Valentine Panty Boy

Mmmmmm, there is nothing like slipping on a sweet, sexy, silky pair of panties on a special day.  It gives oneself a naughty boost that carries you throughout the day.  So imagine my surprise when I go into my panty drawer, looking for my special valentine’s panties, and not being able to find them.  And imagine my surprise when I find them in your room under your pillow, still moist from where you masturbated in them.  Well, you like my panties so much, then panties you shall have.  And I […]
February 4, 2011

Sexy Dreams of You!

Okay, so this weekend is the Big Game! We all know that you men have a one track mind and usually the women dont get much attention this time of year. But us ladies in the sex industry arent interested in you being able to focus on more then one thing, in fact we dont even really need you do direct or pay any attention to us. We understand that you have only one thing on your mind, and for those that happen to get stuck in their thinking, stuck […]
January 29, 2011

Mother’s Love

  Sometimes there is no substitution for a Mother’s love; the warmth of her embrace, her loving smile, her unconditional love, her ability to chase all the day’s worries away. She can always bring you back to a simpler time – a time where the world was a much smaller place, where you are loved and accepted for who and what you are. ~ Are you looking to return to Mother’s arms once again? Where she will nurse you and care for you, bathe you and diaper you, lull you […]
January 28, 2011

Sissy Pin Up

Isn’t this outfit so gorgeous? I want to put a sissy in something like this and take them for a photo shoot. Even better than that I would like to have twelve sissies to dress up like this and have them pose for Ms. Shirley’s Sissy Pin Up calendar. The we could have contests to see who was on each month. The best kisser for example might be on February for Valentine’s Day. The sissy who looked best in a swim suit would get June or August. The possibilities are […]
January 22, 2011

Down the Diaper Isle

~ Confusing, isn’t it? The diaper isle – it’s a little like going down the rabbit hole. There are so many styles and brands and sizes to choose from. One doesn’t know where to begin. There there little one, it will be ok. All you need is a little help. Just go right up to the sales lady and tell her your problem. That your mommy sent you to get diapers and you are not sure what kind to get. Tell her how often you wear them, and how often […]
January 16, 2011

The Package

It was mid-morning when my doorbell rings. It was the fed-ex delivery guy; he had a package for you, my dear sweet neighbor and boyfriend to my best friend Becky. But no one is there, and he doesn’t feel comfortable leaving it on the doorstep. He asks if I wouldn’t mind holding it for you until you get home. ~ Being the helpful neighbor that I am, naturally I told the fed-ex guy that I would be more then happy to accept the package for you. But when I got […]
January 8, 2011

Have a Coke and a Smile

Ok, so when I saw this, like a thousand different images and scenarios and ideas came swarming into my mind (after the involuntary shudder passed through my body, of course).  Admit it; it did for you as well.  And every Coke catch phrase and advertisement did as well – Can’t Beat the Feeling; Can’t Beat the Real Thing; It’s the Real Thing; The Official Soft Drink of the Summer; Always Coca-Cola; and of course, Have a Coke and a Smile.  Unless of course it is a Mountain Dew bottle – […]
January 6, 2011

Back to Business!

With the holidays past up now and a New Year ahead it is time to get back to business. Of course what that means for me is dirty diapers by the dozen, hungry babies that need breastfed, and many overdue spankings! Mommy Lauren is ready for her task ahead and eager to make sure that my adult babies are too! Your Nursery Awaits! Lauren 1 888 430 2010
December 31, 2010

Happy New Year

Wow! Where has the time gone?  I can’t believe we are about to venture into a new decade!  Just remember to be safe while bringing in not only the New Year, but the new decade as well.  Don’t be over indulging in that special “juice” in that bottle of yours, and leave the driving to mommy and daddy!  And just think, you don’t have to worry about lines to the bathroom either – you already have your “bathroom” securely fastened on, hehehe! Have a safe and Happy New Year!! Mommy […]
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