June 11, 2010

Tree Envy

So what can I say about this – I mean seriously (between all my giggles and snickers). If this doesn’t give you little ones penile envy and a severe inferiority complex, I don’t know what will, LOL! I know, you keep pulling your diaper out so you can look down at that itty bitty thing in there, then look back up at this picture – then back down and back at the tree. And THAT, my little darling, is the difference between a grown-up peepee and that teeny tiny little […]
June 11, 2010

GO USA!

*puts on cheer leading uniform* We are the(USA) (Audience) Rock your boat We’re feeling fine (Audience) Rock your boat You mess with us (Audience) Rock your boat We’ll blow your mind (Audience) Rock your boat Bang Bang choo-choo train, you let us up we’ll do our thang. We know karate, we know kung-fu you mess with us we’ll mess with YOU! *does a back flip, tumble tumble, split…shakes pom-poms* GO TEAM US AT THE 2010 FIFA WORLD CUP! Stacie 1-888-430-2010
June 11, 2010

a diaper and a movie

There are so many new movies coming out to see this summer. From Marmaduke to Toy Story 3, The Karate Kid and even Ramona and Beezus. It just might be time to rethink dinner and a movie and make it diaper and a movie. That would be a more accurate description of a movie trip with Mommy. That way you don’t miss one moment of the movie that you can’t pause or rewind to catch back up on. Plus you won’t have to deal with public bathrooms, and that is […]
June 5, 2010

A New Day

I think I will get up in the morning and watch the sunrise.  It has been awhile since I have done this.  Usually I’m a night owl, but I have switched up my sleeping pattern.  Staying up until the morning almost every night started to take it’s toll on me, and I’m too young to look that tired *giggle*.  So after I am done doing this blog and just a couple of other things I am going to get my hiney to bed, set the alarm and wake up to […]
June 5, 2010

Kitties in a Cup

Ok, so I saw this and all I could do is say ‘AWWWWWW’!! Aren’t they the most adorable things you have every seen? I just want to scoop them up and pop them in my pocket. I think that I would make a little satchel to wear around my neck and carry them around close to my heart. Now wouldn’t you like to be one of those kitties, being carried around close to my heart? Mommy Maggie 1*888*430*2010
May 29, 2010

Always a Mommy

My callers always ask me about my job here at www.phoneamommy.com. I tell them how much I love it. Then they ask if I ever get tired of doing Mommy Calls. My answer is always the same, no, no I do not. I have been working here for a long time now, and it’s a pure joy for me to do so. I get to play many roles, Mommy, Aunt, Nanny, Next Door Neighbor, Random Woman who seduces the caller and on and on it goes. Now I ask you, […]
May 27, 2010

LOL

Awwww poor….er….uh…whatever that is. Got squashed! This toy just makes me laugh. I think I would give this to someone I really don’t like, I mean it’s the perfect..I Wish You Would Get Hit By A Truck gift. Don’t you think? I can think of about 12 people who I would send it to. And for those of you who say..that’s mean Stacie…yeah well it is mean, but it’s also appropriate for the 12 people who I would bestow it to, so..THERE! Stacie 1-888-430-2010
May 23, 2010

Don't Ever Ask A Centipede

Don't ever ask a centipede to play a game of soccer. Remember, he has 50 pairs of sneakers in his locker. He dribbles 50 soccer balls with 50 pairs of shoes, and kicks them all concurrently. He doesn't often lose. He's such a fierce competitor that, if you ever meet, at first you'll see his hundred legs and then you'll see defeat. *giggles* Isn't that a cute poem? Jenna 1-888-430-2010
May 22, 2010

Who Are You?

Many of us walk around every day never really realizing who we truly are. There are so many pressures on us to become or be something that we are not. If you are heavy in weight you should be skinny. If you are to skinny then you should gain a few pounds. If you are poor you should be rich. If you are rich then you should be richer. It’s never ending. There is nothing wrong with striving to be better at something, but if you never actually find your […]
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