April 10, 2010

In The Cookie Jar Again?

Ah-ha! I caught you! You’ve been in the cookie jar again, haven’t you? Don’t try to deny it – you have cookie crumbs and chocolate smeared all over your face from the chocolate chip cookies I just made. Tsk, Tsk! You know what that means don’t you? You’re going over my knee for a swift and stern spanking young man! Then it’s into the corner with that red and sore tushie of yours! Such a naughty aby! Mommy Gina 1*888*430*2010
April 7, 2010

Rainbow Roses

These remind me of our dispatcher Jani. She loves flowers and when I saw these I immediately thought of her. They are so pretty, a person in Holland creates them, it’s not the work of photoshop, he injects safe dyes into the stems of the roses as they grow giving us these beautiful vibrant rainbow roses. I wish I could send her some but they are a tad bit expensive lol. Stacie 1-888-430-2010
April 3, 2010

Happy Easter!

Hope all you little one enjoy your Easter! Have lots of fun dying eggs and then finding them on your Easter egg hunt. Just remember not to try and eat all your candy in one sitting, else you will end up with an upset stomach and that’s no fun. And don’t forget to wear your Sunday best – I’m sure all you sissies have the prettiest dresses to wear, giggle. Enjoy your Easter! MommyGina 1*888*430*2010
April 3, 2010

Coloring Easter

How many of you will be coloring eggs this year? I color them myself, I also deck out my house for every holiday as I have blogged about in the past. So in a few minutes I will sit down to color eggs and make them very pretty, then take them to my neighbor’s Easter Egg hunt tomorrow for the kids. I hope all of you have a wonderful holiday. Mommy Lizabeth 1-888-430-2010
March 31, 2010

Beeeeeeert and Erniiiiiiiiie

OooOoOOoO something has happened to Bert and Ernie, and it really doesn’t look good does it? Poor guys, got some serious rot working there don’t they? Not the guys you remember from S. Street huh? I guess it wouldn’t be all that scary if you saw them coming at ya, I mean they are muppets, no teeth. In fact I’m thinking it would just feel like a deep tissue massage if they were to try to eat you. Stacie 1-888-430-2010
March 20, 2010

Wet Diaper Contest

I was thinking, they have wet T-shirt contests, why not a wet diaper contest? All diapers could be weighed before they are put on. Then contestants are given two hours to get their diaper as wet as they are able (in ‘baby’ fashion only). At the end of the time limit, they would then parade, in pageant form, showing off how wet their diaper is and how far it sags down. And of course they would then be changed in front of everyone (so everyone could see that was no […]
March 20, 2010

So you want me to diaper you?

Mommy Sara loves to diaper her babies. There is such a special bond that is created when a Mommy diapers her baby. I so much enjoy the process of changing a diaper, the facial expressions, the smells, the touch and playful act. I know that we would all prefer to be changed in person, but sometimes this just isn’t a possibility and that’s where me and my other loving mommies here at phone a mommy come in and know this that we truly care about our babies and just wish […]
March 14, 2010

Hot Dog

Okay this picture made me at first go awwww, then I got really hungry. Lookie at the doggie on a bun! I wonder if it would be the same if there were a kitty on a taco. Anyway, it’s so flippin cute. Normally I do not like these types of dogs, they annoy me, yeah that’s right a whole breed of dog that annoys me from just looking the way they look. But how could you not like this sweet little thing? Stacie 1-888-430-2010
March 13, 2010

Smut

Came across this and it gave me a tickle, so I thought I’d share – enjoy! SMUT! by Tom Lehrer Give me smut and nothing but! A dirty novel I can’t shut, If it’s uncut, and unsubt- le. I’ve never quibbled If it was ribald, I would devour where others merely nibbled. As the judge remarked the day that he acquitted my Aunt Hortense, “To be smut It must be ut- Terly without redeeming social importance.” Por- Nographic pictures I adore. Indecent magazines galore, I like them more If they’re […]
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