October 8, 2010

Mommy’s Helper

The first few days after bringing baby home from the hospital can be overwhelming for Mommy to say the least. Mommy loves to have helpers when it comes to caring for newborns. Big sisters make great Mommy’s helpers. This can be true with newborn adult babies also. Here at phoneamommy land there are some of the best big sister’s and sitters you will ever meet. If your fantasy is to be coddled and played with by Mommy and big sis then you can have it here with any combination of Mommy and sis that you like. Mommy Shirley
September 25, 2010

Fat Poopy Baby

Sniff sniff. Did whittle Baby make a big stinky? Ut oh somebody is in big trouble when mommy finds out. Does whittle baby remember the punishment for pooping in your pants? First Mommy will pour a glass of water inside the back of your diaper and make you bounce up and down on your behind. The spanking is administered in 2 sessions. First Mommy will lay you across my lap with your diaper still on and use a paddle to swat your behind 50 times. By this time your behind is nice and red and most of the poop is dripping out the sides. The second session is no different than the first; the only difference is you get spanked with no diaper this time. Resisting in any way will only lead to harsher punishment, its best you bend over and take your 50 swats like a man. You can always cry like a little girl later, in the privacy of your closet. I’m sorry, I’m sorry pleeeease pleeeease Mommy Stella don’t spank me anymore. I will be a good boy….. Stella 1 888 430-2010
September 21, 2010

One Inch Tall

If you were only one inch tall, you’d ride a worm to school. The teardrop of a crying ant would be your swimming pool. A crumb of cake would be a feast And last you seven days at least, A flea would be a frightening beast If you were one inch tall. If you were only one inch tall, you’d walk beneath the door, And it would take about a month to get down to the store. A bit of fluff would be your bed, You’d swing upon a spider’s thread, And wear a thimble on your head If you were one inch tall. You’d surf across the kitchen sink upon a stick of gum. You couldn’t hug your mama, you’d just have to hug her thumb. You’d run from people’s feet in fright, To move a pen would take all night, (This poem took fourteen years to write– ‘Cause I’m just one inch tall). by Shel Silverstein Lily
September 19, 2010

Sissy Training II

Come along boyz, we have much to accomplish today! You are all looking very pretty today, I must say you are budding into the prettiest little sissies I’ve ever had the privilege in training. But today we must get some more practice in, our Male guest have arrived and are waiting. So, Chop! Chop! Hurry along little dears, we mustn’t keep them waiting! Art work by The Fabulous Tasha Story by Mizz Rebecca 1 888 430 2010
September 10, 2010

sleeping angels

Even the naughtiest little abies need to sleep sometimes. Do you know what I like? When a baby is so fussy and making so much trouble but then they look like angels when they are sleeping. It’s kind of funny and cute. You know they are just resting to gain more energy to run and be crazy with, but that’s OK Mommy has a solution for when energetic goes to bad. So you just get your rest in and see what we can get into once you’re charged up and ready to play.   Mommy Lexus
September 5, 2010

Mommy Dearest

Ok, so I know that I can usually be seen as a sweet, loving mommy who likes to have lots of fun – and that’s true (mostly). But there is a strict, dommy side that I like to indulge in as well. With that in mind, let me share with you what I have been pondering. Seems that some little ones like to be mommy’s little helper, or be trained as sissy maids. This is all fine and dandy, but rarely are the chores set before them done to my satisfaction. Now the question is what is the appropriate punishment that will instill a proper work ethic and make them strive to perform to my standards? The first punishment for failure might seem a bit harsh – an enema administered with an inflatable nozzle to ensure non-leakage. Then the task would have to be performed again while they hold their water, nozzle still in place. I would be standing over them watching every movement, with a stop watch in hand, but not giving any signs of approval or disapproval. This would add to the anxiety that they would already be feeling. I would not even tell them the time frame in which the task would have to be performed and, trust me, there would indeed be a time requirement. If, after the second go at the task they have failed once again, then they would go over my knee, bare-assed, water still inside them, and be given a long and harsh paddling. The nozzle would be removed, but instead of letting them got to the potty to empty their bowels, the diaper would go back on, with a very snug pair of rubber pants over top of them. This would force them to fill their diaper to the brim while they try and complete the task yet again. Now, if for some reason the chore was not done properly yet again, well, lets just say that I have a very long list of punishments at my disposal – from guzzling castor oil, being forced to hold a bar of soap in their mouth with their teeth, various forms of spankings with various implements, the tightly tying of genitalia, and the standing in a metal wash tub in the front yard until there is crap streaming out the edges of the diaper and down their legs. And I haven’t even touched on the subject of what I would do with a candy thermometer. Needless to say, the list goes on and on. So, have I burst your bubble on what a sweet, gentle mommy I am? And more interestingly, as these visuals settle in the recesses of your mind, do they fuel your worst nightmare, or your wettest fantasy? Mommy Gina 1*888*430*2010
August 30, 2010

Baby Josh Back In Pampers

This is week 3 for baby joshie’s potty training, and sadly I’m here to report things have not been going too well. Josh continues to make stinky messes in his pull ups that almost always result in Mommy spanking his poopy bottom. Today Mommy had to put away the training pants and pull ups, and make room for the cases of pampers. Josh has no idea his big boy days are over. Do you think he’s going to be upset and throw a hissy? Oh you can bet on it, but once I get done with him he will be diapered and securely rocking in my arms.
August 22, 2010

diapered

  I hear the abies talk about celebrities they would like to have as Mommies or Sitters. Sometimes I see certain celebrities and think to myself I would love to diaper them. Today it was the magician/illusionist David Blaine. I have no other reason than I think ht would look simply adorable in one. I can’t remember the TV special or interview I saw it in, but he spoke so sweetly about his Mother. It was really touching. So you abies aren’t alone, mommies think about that stuff too.   Mommy Scarlet
August 21, 2010

Playing Dress Up

How many of you played dress up when you were little kids? I know we used to. And boy were they some really ugly clothes that we had to dress up with. My one niece has a big load of clothing that she uses to play dress up and they are some fancy clothing, not like the mismatched crap we used to have. I’m kinda jealous lol. Anyway, some of you still do play dress up, I know you do because I have seen the pictures! What I want to know is what are your favorite little outfits to dress up in? Send me some pictures so I can see, cuz I’m nosy like that. Stacie 1-888-430-2010
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