June 27, 2011

Dickless Wonder

Good God, Put the Telescope away, It’s Unnecessary! Sorry Babe that just won’t do. Its Hard? No Fucking Way! OMG you’re kidding right? Did you seriously think your insignificant pindick would satisfy me? A gerbil maybe. But don’t get me wrong you may not be a complete waste of space, perhaps my personal slave if you deem yourself worthy. We’ll see how you do. Once the chore list is complete, run my bath water and dress in the clothes I left on my bed, don’t forget the collar. I have […]
November 26, 2010

Hey Little Willy!

Do you wonder if you are too small? These questions below might help you in knowing for sure. Was your mother unsure you were a boy all those years growing up? Did the daycare ladies all laugh as they changed your diaper? Did all the boys in the locker room replace your gym shorts with skirts? Have girls gone running away screaming once they saw your little dick? Does your girlfriend perfer her vibrator? If you have answered yes to any of these questions, then I am afraid young man, […]
June 25, 2010

I've got the only Key!

Sung to the tune of Brand New Key by Melanie Safka, if your unfamiliar with the tune click the link above. I invited my new Master over last night He fucked me right on through till the break of daylight It often seems like you’re jealous of him but what’s a girl to do, when your dick is oh so limp, well You’ve got a brand new shiny chastity, I have the only key I think that we should get together and try them out you see I been lookin’ […]
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