July 16, 2011

County Nursery

Wouldn’t it be wonderful if they had a court sanctioned county nursery to sentence certain offenders to? A judge could sentence misbehaving and naughty boyfriends and husbands to this nursery – a place where they would be forced to where diapers with pretty pink diaper covers and frilly dresses. They would have to sleep in a crib, drink from a bottle, and take regular visits to the park and museums in their new attire. They would be given new girlie names like Janey and Priscilla and Betsy. The nursery would […]
August 23, 2010

Qui Jun and the Arrogant Monk

There once lived a monk called Shan, in a village in China. He had earned a great name for himself. But he was very arrogant. Qui Jun heard of his arrogance and wanted to teach the monk a lesson. He went to meet Shan who neither greeted him nor acknowledged his presence. Just then a servant of the monk came with a message: “The son of an army officer is here to see you.” The monk said, “I will go and greet him.” Shan welcomed the son of the army […]
June 19, 2010

Sore Hiney Blues

This is the official song of the slow pokes of the world. It’s called the Sore Hiney Blues: When the road is feeling rocky And you know you’ve paid your dues When your knees are feeling knocky You’ve got the Sore Hiney Blues The Sore Hiney Blues Mamma, The Sore Hiney Blues Baby You know you’ve got the Sore Hiney Blues The SAGS, they got pretzels And Watermelons too, But when my hineys hurting They say, WE CAN’T HELP YOU! The Sore Hiney Blues Mamma, The Sore Hiney Blues Baby […]
June 13, 2010

Cameron's Space Spanking

On our journey to Jupiter, Cameron was being a very naughty boy. Begining with urging all his friends, Alf, Big Bird, and Ernie to continiously shout out “Are we there yet!” So I had no other choice but to give him a spanking in front of all the Mommies aboard. He was placed over my knee as I sat in the control room and spanked his little bottom till he learned his lesson. The very first Space Spanking. Then of course he needed a diaper change so luckily the ship […]
January 4, 2010

Punishment of the Day

Penelope and Verde are the biggest dimwits of my class. Always pushing the limit with me, thinking they will get away with it. Ha their little pea brains cant pull off any stunt without getting them caught. So to keep up with their dirty deeds, I am needing to up the anti on their punishments. One thing I know they hate the most and thats being humiliated in front of the entire class. Spankings from the Principal just aren’t getting results anymore. I think spankings in front of the whole […]
June 17, 2009

Why can’t you behave!

Why can’t you behave! Why must you always get into trouble! You wake up in the morning with your diaper soaking wet. You color on the walls. You take all the toilet paper off the roll and string it all over the house! Why must you be so bad? CousinJenna is going to teach you a lesson! Widdle bitty babby is going to stay in that wet diaper, wash the walls and re-roll the toilet paper. Then the bad baby is going to stand in the corner showing everyone his […]
April 4, 2009

~*~Pick Your Poison~*~

Do you remember in the old days, when you would have to go out back and pick out a switch to be used on you when you were naughty? Well, Mommy Gina still believes in that. But instead of a switch, you will have to pick the instrument that will be used to punish you. I have a wide assortment for all you naughty little ones to choose from. Now Mommy Gina doesn’t want to spank you, but you must learn to behave and do as you’re told! So call […]
January 29, 2009

Bad Baby

Did Mommy’s bad baby upset TinkerBell? You must have upset her. Look at her she is mad about something. Did Mommy’s bad baby get into Mommy’s pantie drawer again? It is time for bad baby to get spankings from Mommy. Mommy Lexus 1-888-430-2010
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